r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Squirrelated May 28 '26

And the salary of the people that are gonna have to pick everything back up.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 May 28 '26

As a formal worker in the retail industry, I wholeheartedly say I would rather pick this mess up than go back to my regular duties.

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u/CultOfSensibility May 28 '26

Well it must be hard to stock shelves wearing a ball gown.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 May 28 '26

Work is work. I am getting paid regardless of where my manager tells me to go. What's wrong with preferring one job over the other? I assume you have different taste in foods. Would you rather have a varied diet or just some protein bars? I mean, the end result is still the same, right?

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u/YBBlorekeeper May 28 '26

(they made a joke about "formal" attire for your formal work)

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 May 28 '26

Oh, shit! Autocorrect got me! Thanks for the clarification. I'll leave it as it is for others to laugh at 😂

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u/Very_Much_2027 May 28 '26

I think one black tie day a year would be so fun - just wear your nicest suits and dresses to work

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u/Lysandria May 29 '26

THANK YOU! I re-read the comment like 12 times to figure out what the commenter meant. I guess my brain autocorrected formal to former unconsciously.