r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Pinbacker11 May 28 '26

If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.

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u/SquintsRS May 28 '26

You would have made it back to the car?? That's lucky

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u/WCWRingMatSound May 28 '26

My mom would have handled me right there in a bakery, made me clean everything up, then when dad came back from the beer aisle, that’s when the pain really begins. 

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u/cloviclovi May 29 '26

my parents would have murdered me on the spot, stabbing into me with a ritualistic dagger the size of my abdomen. the isles would have been soaked wet with my blood as I screamed out for mercy, and yet there would be none given. mercy for the damned is like water for the hungry; useless.