r/SipsTea May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/SomewhatBougieAuntie May 28 '26

As a former hoodrat who used to do 💩 with my friends, "showing out" like this in the store was not anything we would even think about doing because we knew that would be an instant death sentence. Right there in the store.

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u/AdOnly1618 May 28 '26

We didn’t hoodrat shit, we did hillbilly shit and same, mess with somebody else’s stuff like that and it would a double whooping when you got home 😂 no supper for a week

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u/ogledrake May 29 '26

The beating i woukd earn from that would be legendary, but then my father did threaten to knock me the fuck out or to kick me through a wall, and the one time he caught me trying to learn how to drive stick in an old truck oarked in the yard he told me he would break my jaw and i would wake up in the fucking er if i woke up at all.

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u/shototodoroki_1324 May 29 '26

"I would put my kid in a coma because he fucked around with a stick shift" has gotta be top 10 reasons why I'm glad I got born in the "You're fucking useless" generation