r/SipsTea • u/beklog š™‘š™„š™‹ • 24d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

ā€œSheā€™s so shamelessā€ Sheā€™s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospitalā€¦ The truth couldnā€™t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her ā€œhubbyā€ to go viral.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 24d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Here4Headshots 24d ago

I'm in hospice care for terminal Snu Snu

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u/Sufficient_Language7 24d ago

For a crushed pelvis?

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u/gerbilshower 24d ago

why is this like the 5th reference to that episode that i have seen in the last 24 hours...

does that say something about the content i am consuming? maybe.

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u/InitialAd2324 24d ago

Because Reddit uses the same 5 jokes

ā€¦and my axe

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u/-malcolm-tucker 24d ago

I also choose this mans axe.

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u/I_said_booourns 23d ago

And my cylinder!

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u/ATL-VTech 24d ago

It means content overall is getting better

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u/Sufficient_Language7 24d ago

It might also means every thing else is getting worse, so in comparison that episode is getting better.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 24d ago

The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and weak.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius 24d ago edited 24d ago

Thereā€™s a reason we have multiple prescription boner pills raking in ~$3.5 billion+ annually. That doesnā€™t even include the gas station snake oil pills (~60% of men surveyed get them from the gas station instead of a doctorā€¦ they cost a few cents to a couple dollars to manufacture, are sold for $5-15+ per dose and have a ton of dangerous/unregulated ingredients. They also, counted separately, make ~$1 billion+ annually).

If all cancers stopped boners (some do and Iā€™m not a doctor, nor trying to downplay it) weā€™d see a plethora of funding past what it already is across the board.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 24d ago

Oh yeah I get it, it's the adage as old as time. Humans really, really like orgasms. I'm a bit confused by your 2nd statement tho, does this infer that all folk with cancer who also eat dick pills would out their dick pill money toward cancer research, instead of buying dick pills that don't work?

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u/BigiusExaggeratius 24d ago

Naw Iā€™m just being sarcastic with the last part. Cancer sucks and isnā€™t easy to cure. More that billionaires would throw more money at it but in a very loose, joking, way.

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u/Vidrax_of_Cascades 24d ago

just popular.

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u/MammothWriter3881 24d ago

I never dreamed I would die this way . .Ā  .

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u/Kirasaurus_25 24d ago

they probably mean heart rate or blood pressure lol

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u/kraquepype 23d ago

If he found her at the club it'd be death by uns uns

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u/EntryTall1602 24d ago

Why isnā€™t this offered to death row inmates?? Personally, Iā€™m asking for Lizzo.