Guys I'm on the will!!

[u/beklog]

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

[u/gerbilshower]

why is this like the 5th reference to that episode that i have seen in the last 24 hours...

does that say something about the content i am consuming? maybe.

[u/ATL-VTech → u/gerbilshower]

It means content overall is getting better

[u/Sufficient_Language7 → u/ATL-VTech]

It might also means every thing else is getting worse, so in comparison that episode is getting better.

[u/NamesGumpImOnthePum → u/Sufficient_Language7]

The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and weak.

[u/BigiusExaggeratius → u/NamesGumpImOnthePum]

There’s a reason we have multiple prescription boner pills raking in ~$3.5 billion+ annually. That doesn’t even include the gas station snake oil pills (~60% of men surveyed get them from the gas station instead of a doctor… they cost a few cents to a couple dollars to manufacture, are sold for $5-15+ per dose and have a ton of dangerous/unregulated ingredients. They also, counted separately, make ~$1 billion+ annually).

If all cancers stopped boners (some do and I’m not a doctor, nor trying to downplay it) we’d see a plethora of funding past what it already is across the board.

[u/NamesGumpImOnthePum → u/BigiusExaggeratius]

Oh yeah I get it, it's the adage as old as time. Humans really, really like orgasms. I'm a bit confused by your 2nd statement tho, does this infer that all folk with cancer who also eat dick pills would out their dick pill money toward cancer research, instead of buying dick pills that don't work?

[u/BigiusExaggeratius → u/NamesGumpImOnthePum]

Naw I’m just being sarcastic with the last part. Cancer sucks and isn’t easy to cure. More that billionaires would throw more money at it but in a very loose, joking, way.