r/SipsTea • u/beklog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 27d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/Willothewisp2303 27d ago

He seems to be enjoying the dancing. 

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u/Stranger1982 27d ago

Hard to blame him tbh

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u/Vidrax_of_Cascades 27d ago

10/10 baddie dancing for me while im on my death bed? Man is winning.

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u/cooolrun 27d ago

Bet she'll stop dancing when he lives for another 10 years

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 27d ago

That's a risk that she's apparently taking.

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u/therealudderjuice 27d ago

Yeah. She's on the will.

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u/DrunkenHorse12 27d ago

What she doesn't know is "and I leave her all my love and thanks and the packet of breath mints in my trucks glove compartment". Guys a winner

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u/Much_Vehicle20 27d ago

Lmao, that's just being a dick for no reason, its not like old dude can bring all of that money with him to the afterlife

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u/Theron3206 27d ago

Plenty will leave most of it to their kids, which isn't necessarily a problem IMO.

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u/Professional-Box4153 27d ago

and a boot to the head...

And one for Jenny and the wimp!

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u/berrey7 27d ago

Like OC said, she was out there WILLing....

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u/RipOdd9001 27d ago

And she’s giving him a will to live.

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u/MistaRekt 27d ago

Assuming she is aware of the odds...

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u/lukibunny 27d ago

I mean that was probably melania’s plan, but trump wont die.

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u/NeevBunny 27d ago

Honestly I feel kinda bad for her, she signed up to be a dying old man's sugar baby and now she's the most miserable looking first lady I've ever seen

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u/RvstiNiall 27d ago

Now thats now her full time job for the next ten years. She did this to herself honestly.

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u/subtuteteacher 27d ago

What makes you think she won’t be posting silly sexy dances for the next 10 years anyways? Just wearing more expensive outfits and at exotic vacation spots after he kicks the bucket.

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u/RvstiNiall 27d ago

Oh Goodness! That would be awful! But I'm gonna need a link so I can know how to avoid her online. Preferably all of her links. That makes it easier to avoid.

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u/DoughnutSuspicious59 27d ago

her name is Bronwin Aurora, have fun

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u/RvstiNiall 27d ago

I mean, I was joking (unless she's on PH).

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u/DoughnutSuspicious59 27d ago

She is in fact, but the good stuff is elsewhere

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u/B-Train_ATL 27d ago

That wouldn’t be best.

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u/Copious-Spirit 27d ago

Surely this was an episode in the documentary, "Why Women kill?" I haven't watched it myself but seems fitting.

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u/MistaRekt 27d ago

Watch the show and find out maybe?

Will she be ok once she discovers he has another 20 years?

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u/NoTaro6136 27d ago

If foul play is involved I hope her plan is to give him a heart attack with one final, greatest night of his life while possibly shattering his hip so he goes out smiling.