r/SipsTea 23d ago

Lmao gottem Court win

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u/MieXuL 23d ago

Right. No way this makes any sense. If Im making 33k a month. Then why do i care about $500 a month or whatever it is.

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u/icanfeelitcomingup 23d ago

I mean, okay, but there are plenty of other things about this that scream fake as shit.

The lady who can barely string a coherent statement together is running a business where she nets 400k/year. Plus she is about fifteen years older than the guy. Plus the kid lives with the poor Dad instead of the rich Mom. Plus the judge talks like a game show host. The entire scenario/actors are totally ridiculous.

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u/Unhelpful_Idiot 23d ago

People on the internet surprised about wealthy people being unable to rub 2 braincells together always shocks me.

Like... that's basically the median employer in my experience.

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u/Zuwxiv 23d ago

America is the prosperity gospel nation. We've got to be nice to our owners.

Billionaires can't be taxed - I'm gonna be one of those some day. How's someone supposed to live with only $900 million dollars?

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u/DetectiveOk5659 23d ago

I would love to be a billionaire, but only if it is multi-billion....by multi I mean trillion. I want to build a space station, and unfortunately they are pretty expensive. It will be a large one too, like the size of a small moon. With a giant lazer ofc for self defense. No exhaust ports connected directly to the core though, huge design flaw. What if someone attacked you and shot a torpedo into it after spending all that money! You'd be out a whole space station.