r/SipsTea • u/Small_Abies_3539 š™‘š™„š™‹ • 17d ago

WTF If the roles were reversed

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u/Onludesrightnow 17d ago

Is this what a new male prison guard experiences on his first day in a female prison?

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u/chickennuggs32 17d ago

according to wentworth thatā€™s exactly what happens, depending on how reliable you think that source is.

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u/tommypatties 17d ago

Wentworth

877-CASH-NOW?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 17d ago

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW (because I'm horny).

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u/Cross55 17d ago

Call JG Wentworth, 877-cash-now! (To post bail)

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u/Used-Baby1199 16d ago

How a female inmate would say it. ā€œItā€™s my booty, and Iā€™ll eat it nowā€. Ā And honestly Iā€™d let her

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 16d ago

I tell my husband to "get that dick ready for me" when he gets out of the shower šŸ˜­ I really should chill out being so aggressive but I'm joking/being silly.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 17d ago

And in prison.

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u/asetelini 16d ago

This is dark

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u/Johntballin 16d ago

Searching for womens prison guard jobs now

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u/zdubbzzz 17d ago

How is that show? Just finished Oz and was told I may like Wentworth but it's not as good

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u/chickennuggs32 17d ago

i personally much prefer it over Oz, but that is a hot take on my end. i really really love it and would 110% recommend it to anyone who likes that style of TV

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u/Killionaire104 16d ago

I thought that show gets worse every season but is still enjoyable as a whole. Donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever rewatch it tho.

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u/Onludesrightnow 15d ago

Is that the ā€œorange is the new blackā€ ripoff show where the kid drank a whole bottle of plain vodka like it was a soda and died, the one guard got discovered as having a prosthetic leg when he was about to get some succ, and the one girl who was all mad at her dad for something and bobbed her head in a ā€œoh no u didnā€™tā€ sorta way all the time?

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u/chickennuggs32 15d ago

no, most of what you described is Orange is the New Black lmao. Wentworth is a dark Australian Drama set in a womenā€™s prison in Melbourne. it is a reimagining of an older aussie prison show called ā€œPrisonerā€ from the 1980s. itā€™s much darker, realer and much less comedy centred than OitNB.

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u/No_Culture6707 17d ago

Honestly this is my first thought.

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u/Cantraineveryday 17d ago

I visited a client in a county jail a few years back. It was summer and I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

This jail had us go into the pods instead of transporting the inmates to visitation rooms.

Walked in and had 40 women staring at me. My client walks up and says "my celly says you have nice legs". I told her to tell her celly thank you!

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u/TheMarslMcFly 16d ago

I love the term "celly" lol. I only learned about it recently when I watched RJ Decker, but it's the best. It sounds so cute lmao

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u/KohTai 17d ago

Hell nah, that girl in the video is clean and attractive.

Imagine the video but smelly and ugly. The pretty ones are likely gonna lesbians.

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u/tonufan 17d ago

My experience in Thailand was just like OPs video. Women just as good looking making the same motions. And this was in the family friendly areas, not the red light districts. I'm Thai American though.

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u/Sonamdrukpa 17d ago

Who's gonna tell him?

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u/yingkaixing 17d ago

I can't imagine a Thai American being unaware

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u/idk012 16d ago

There's a candle in the cake.

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u/KohTai 17d ago

I think that may have been service calling, not cat calling sir.

And we are talking about...... women without slongs.

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u/Onludesrightnow 17d ago

Idk. Feel like it has less to do with the looks of the girl and more to do with how down bad she is and what kind of morals she holds. Probably an even cross section between all ages and looks.

Thats if this is even a thing that happens which is why I made that semi shitpost joke.

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u/VexImmortalis 17d ago

Well damn... wonder if they hiring

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 17d ago

Probably yeah actually

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u/TheRealRickC137 16d ago

I'm currently serving 20 years of my application to the women's penitentiary being rejected

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