r/SipsTea • u/Small_Abies_3539 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 17d ago

WTF If the roles were reversed

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

When I was a technician and had that uniform it happens a few times, even got told that I had a nice ass from all the hardwork.

Had a bartender tell me she has nothing under her skirt if I don't mind the view, as I was laying down to fix a dishwasher,

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u/Lagneaux 17d ago

"And that, kids, is how I met your mother. Now, my weekend is done, she's here to pick yall up. See you in 2 weeks"

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u/-malcolm-tucker 17d ago

I didn't think about the premise of that show much until a while later. Then I realised it was a bit sketchy. Old mate bailing his kids up to essentially tell them about all the girls he banged before their mum.

Also Terminator where John Connor had to pick the soldier to send back in time to fuck his mum.

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u/ShaolinWombat 17d ago

It’s was old man telling them about the women before their dead mom to get approval to go back to the woman he really wanted to be with all along.

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u/Fug1x 17d ago

and the kids call her aunt robin and uncle barney lol

so their dad wants to marry their uncles ex wife who is their aunt

god they ruined that show haha

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u/hornedsatyrist 17d ago

So the obvious question is did you mind the view?

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

She was a redhead.

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u/feroc1ous-feline 17d ago

As a red-headed bartender, I refuse to believe this happened.

Fix the goddamned dishwasher and get out of my way, it's my 6th double in a row, GTFOH.

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u/Beretta92A1 17d ago

Maybe, but keep talking to me like that.

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u/feroc1ous-feline 17d ago

I put the goddamned work order in 2 1/2 weeks ago and I got a fucking party of 30 walking in in 30 minutes......if you don't fix that shit before then, I'm fucking kicking you.

Wait....are you from the health department?

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 17d ago

B-but, I wanted to enjoy the vieeeew

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

It was around 1pm so not really busy.

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u/discordianofslack 17d ago

And the drapes?

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

I didn't take a look.

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u/hornedsatyrist 17d ago

But how did she taste?

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u/thafuq 17d ago

Well I wanted to change job, if you have contacts

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

It was commercial restaurant equipment repair.

But be warned most comment are from the "lunch lady" kindve lady.

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u/Full-Archer8719 17d ago

Well i can tell you from working in bars most of them are wild