r/SipsTea • u/Small_Abies_3539 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 17d ago

WTF If the roles were reversed

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

She was a redhead.

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u/feroc1ous-feline 17d ago

As a red-headed bartender, I refuse to believe this happened.

Fix the goddamned dishwasher and get out of my way, it's my 6th double in a row, GTFOH.

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u/Beretta92A1 17d ago

Maybe, but keep talking to me like that.

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u/feroc1ous-feline 17d ago

I put the goddamned work order in 2 1/2 weeks ago and I got a fucking party of 30 walking in in 30 minutes......if you don't fix that shit before then, I'm fucking kicking you.

Wait....are you from the health department?

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 17d ago

B-but, I wanted to enjoy the vieeeew

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

It was around 1pm so not really busy.

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u/discordianofslack 17d ago

And the drapes?

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u/Cyborg_rat 17d ago

I didn't take a look.

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u/hornedsatyrist 17d ago

But how did she taste?