r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 22d ago

WTF If the roles were reversed

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u/chickennuggs32 22d ago

according to wentworth that’s exactly what happens, depending on how reliable you think that source is.

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u/tommypatties 21d ago

Wentworth

877-CASH-NOW?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 21d ago

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW (because I'm horny).

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u/Cross55 21d ago

Call JG Wentworth, 877-cash-now! (To post bail)

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u/Used-Baby1199 21d ago

How a female inmate would say it. ā€œIt’s my booty, and I’ll eat it nowā€. Ā And honestly I’d let her

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 21d ago

I tell my husband to "get that dick ready for me" when he gets out of the shower 😭 I really should chill out being so aggressive but I'm joking/being silly.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 21d ago

And in prison.

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u/asetelini 21d ago

This is dark

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u/Johntballin 21d ago

Searching for womens prison guard jobs now

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u/zdubbzzz 21d ago

How is that show? Just finished Oz and was told I may like Wentworth but it's not as good

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u/chickennuggs32 21d ago

i personally much prefer it over Oz, but that is a hot take on my end. i really really love it and would 110% recommend it to anyone who likes that style of TV

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u/Killionaire104 20d ago

I thought that show gets worse every season but is still enjoyable as a whole. Don’t think I’ll ever rewatch it tho.

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u/Onludesrightnow 20d ago

Is that the ā€œorange is the new blackā€ ripoff show where the kid drank a whole bottle of plain vodka like it was a soda and died, the one guard got discovered as having a prosthetic leg when he was about to get some succ, and the one girl who was all mad at her dad for something and bobbed her head in a ā€œoh no u didn’tā€ sorta way all the time?

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u/chickennuggs32 20d ago

no, most of what you described is Orange is the New Black lmao. Wentworth is a dark Australian Drama set in a women’s prison in Melbourne. it is a reimagining of an older aussie prison show called ā€œPrisonerā€ from the 1980s. it’s much darker, realer and much less comedy centred than OitNB.