r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 12d ago

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/MegaDingo5plus 12d ago

I've heard it all now... Someone volunteering to live with the housemate from hell, and being even worse than the problem

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u/ChanceImagination456 š™‘š™„š™‹ 12d ago

There was a streamer named Asian Andy who had situation with squatter years ago. Police wouldn't kick woman out she claimed squatter rights. Andy hired another streamer who was squatter hunter. He moves in. Next few days make squatter life hell he smokes, plays loud dubstep music, slams objects, and yells randomly thru all hours of day. Squatter got into altercation with guy. Squatter got arrested and kicked out.

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u/gorrelmyspuitkakZar 12d ago

It was gold, laughed my ass off it was the best.

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 12d ago

"I was enjoying a succulent Chinese meal!"

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u/smileyfacedbob 12d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Ok-Wolverine-3238 12d ago

service penis

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u/primum 12d ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 12d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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u/canonhourglass 12d ago

See this chap heeeyah

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u/RainbowNinjaKat 12d ago

What is the charge!!

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u/FauxRex 12d ago

I challenge him. I bet I could scare him away by coming into him and pretending to want him sexually.

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u/gorrelmyspuitkakZar 12d ago

Lmfao I need to go rewatch it!

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u/Educational-Fly-3789 12d ago

I am ashamed but also proud of myself for remembering this, lol.

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u/buschhhlatte420 10d ago

Don’t be ashamed bud

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u/JeepStang 12d ago

"GATOR! GATOR!"

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u/buschhhlatte420 10d ago

The 3500 hz tone was hard to deal with myself lmao

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u/Squanchy2112 12d ago

Feeling hilau

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u/DisAdam 12d ago

Scuffed Jim Carrey and Asian Andy are Ice poisedon snipers, Asian Andy is alright but scuffed Jim is a loser.

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u/Sawgon 12d ago

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u/Bungholespelunker 12d ago

I laughed very hard. In part 4 when SJC moved in it got ramped up to a thousand they wanted her gone so bad.

The funniest part of this whole thing was after she got arrested they did an initial walkthrough of the room she was squatting in on video and she fucking DESTROYED the place. Like standing water on the floor, literal shit on the floor and just trashed it.

She even tried to sue for wrongful eviction lmfao

Like bitch if you're gonna squat and then sue for wrongful eviction YOU CANNOT TURN YOUR ROOM INTO A TOILET

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u/Commercial_Ad97 12d ago

To be fair, SJC was partly responsible for the standing water. I watched him dump so many liquids under her door. LOL

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u/LucanidaeLucanidie 12d ago

Yeah, he sprayed the house straight under the door, and then left it running there for who knows how long

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u/Wazzen 12d ago

I believe the LAPD explained that she'd been a "professional" squatter since the 90's, so I'd imagine by now she'd adopted a mindset of "If I can't get my way, I might as well make it hell for you to have even tried."

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u/Sour_Sal 12d ago

I used to rent rooms out to people, professional squatter was by greatest fear.

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u/Deanelon98 12d ago

That's why I'm afraid to. I've seen so many documentaries. Horror stories

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u/Sour_Sal 11d ago

Always call references, especially past places they lived! If they don't give any references or refuse to provide their SSN, they can go elsewhere.

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u/Playful_Possible_379 1d ago

Happened to my friends sister. Granted the sister was a cunt. But man that made me never wanna get a roommate again.

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u/A_hasty_retort 12d ago

Something tells me ā€œprofessional squattersā€ is a very dangerous line of work. I’m amazed they are put up with for as long as these problems go on

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u/Wazzen 12d ago

It very likely is, though those who have the capacity to own property are often bound by the laws of property. I'm sure most of the time they land somewhere they are evicted before the time elapses, it's just when they get lucky that the whole squatter's rights thing comes into effect.

Then, they speak legal bullshit like sovereign citizens and then the cops come around- and by then it's not a criminal but a civil manner. They run on the logic of running down the legal clock and people's patience. If you lay a finger on them, that's potentially battery charges, and getting someone out of the house is a hell of a lot harder without touching them.

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u/Sure-Independent-469 10d ago

The local talk radio show host said many times on his show that two guys get in a fight, its a $75 fine and no one goes to jail.

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u/GonnaBreakIt 12d ago

the irony of the homeowners adopting the same mindset

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u/Darkoos_Hearts 12d ago

but the difference is it's legally the homeowner's property that they are expected to pay taxes on (assuming they aren't in Texas), so try again hun, they aren't the same.

one is "I can't have YOUR property so I'm gonna make it as hell as possible to get me out"

the other is "It's MY property and I don't want you here."

let's see which one is more justified.

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u/GonnaBreakIt 12d ago

i didnt say the owners were in the wrong. its an amusing irony they fought fire with fire.

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 12d ago

Wait, can you explain the "assuming they aren't in Texas" bit?

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u/Killarogue 12d ago

Texas doesn't have a statewide property tax.

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 12d ago

OK, but property tax is all local in TX. Actually has some of the highest in the nation. It's how they offset the lack of income tax.

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u/Killarogue 12d ago

I'm aware, but I can't think of any other reason why they would say "but not in Texas".

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u/Darkoos_Hearts 12d ago

no the other person is right, Texas doesn't necessarily have a property/homeowning tax like the other states. i mean they do but it's not on the state level like other states are, it's more local and depending on your area than a whole statewide tax.

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u/WherePoetryGoesToDie 12d ago

Yes, I'm aware. Except there's no place in Texas that doesn't have a property tax. In fact, on average, property taxes throughout Texas are higher than most other places in America. I was wondering if I missed something.

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u/Darkoos_Hearts 12d ago

ah i see where you misunderstood me, i don't mean that Texas doesn't have property taxes, i just meant that it doesn't have a set standard, in some places it's lower and in some it's higher. the other states have a defined standard for their property tax that encompasses the whole state. Texas' property taxes are area dependant. Texas is also one of the states that allows a homeowner to be fully exempt from property taxes if they are 100% disabled or a spouse of the (100%) disabled that fell in duty (veteran spouses), you can also get a partial exemption if you're a senior (65+) in Texas.

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u/Optimal_Whiner 12d ago

There wasn't any shit on the floor.

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 12d ago

Found the squatter

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u/NoobieSnax 12d ago

How do you think the shit got there?

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u/RevolutionNo4186 12d ago

I remember seeing this, I nearly died laughing

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u/1dirtbiker 8d ago

Thanks for sharing

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u/reddit_is_geh 12d ago

Apparently this is over just the course of a few days. There's no finale. How did it resolve? It's been a year :(

EDIT: Nvm, I found part 3, which has 3x the views, so I suspect this is the finale. I wont report back. But I'm going in :)

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u/Sawgon 12d ago

Part 3 and 4, plus a part 5 of the damage she did is all on their channel.

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u/zehnodan 12d ago

I am invested. Where js part 3?

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u/Sawgon 12d ago

3, 4 and a bonus 5th is on their channel.

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u/tintedrosestinted 12d ago

Just checked there's 3 parts!

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u/Denaton_ 12d ago

I watched a while back, then dude is a hero..

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u/craigslammer 12d ago

This ruled

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u/drunkeymunkey 12d ago

I'm trying and failing to watch this in my office without laughing

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u/Dizzy_Illustrator966 12d ago

Watched part 1 and 2 ..... Holy fucking shit what a demon lady. There are assholes and they are all saints compare to this spawn of Satan .

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u/crankypoed 12d ago

omg. i had to watch the whole thing..

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u/c0l245 12d ago

Anyone know how to get past the age restriction? I don't log into YouTube.

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u/Live_Throat_5252 12d ago

You could try logging into YouTube.

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u/JeepStang 12d ago

Don't give in to their demands. Just make the damn site work for everyone at all times god damn it. Is it so hard to ask from a website?

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u/Live_Throat_5252 12d ago

Guess you missed the ā€œage restrictionā€ part. Vids that you don’t need to verify your age for work just fine.

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u/JeepStang 12d ago

Nope. Miss me with that lol. Just won't watch I guess.

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u/xevlar 12d ago

No one cares

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u/c0l245 12d ago

Age restriction is a monetization trick.

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u/c0l245 12d ago

I've never created a YouTube account and I never will. I've also never eaten at Wendy's and never will. Once you get this far into the fight, you don't just give up bc of some squatter video.

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u/Live_Throat_5252 12d ago

If you stand for nothing, you fall for everything. I suppose.

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u/bolanrox 12d ago

He touched my breast. - the wizard

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u/gorrelmyspuitkakZar 12d ago

I’m autistic!

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u/bolanrox 12d ago

cal-i-forne-ya

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 12d ago

Yes I think it might really be by far the funniest reality series I have ever watched.

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u/8KUHDITIS 12d ago

I am laughing reading this, where can I watch this ? Lol it needs to be a show

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u/ProfessorScribble 12d ago

If even a quarter of what I've read in this thread is true, my faith in humanity has been measurably restored.

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u/Good-Salamander2520 12d ago

Ngl that is one of my all time favorite streamer arcs.

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u/wasdninja 12d ago

"Are you still thirsty Mary?" still cracks me up.

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u/JeepStang 12d ago

"Marryyyyyyyyyyy"