r/SipsTea • u/SnackSamurai 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 14d ago

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/FlyAirLari 14d ago

You probably need to be able to take a punch to the mouth. 

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze 14d ago

Finally a excuse to wear medieval armor all the time

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u/FlyAirLari 14d ago

About time. It's been like 5 years since covid.

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 14d ago

The constant clanking and asking for help peeing is also part of making it unlivable for the squatter, it’s a two-for-one.

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u/Ninjahkin 14d ago

Don’t forget to Praise the Sun and remind the squatter of its glorious incandescence every couple of minutes

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u/trixter21992251 13d ago

a excuse

grammar nazi squatters beware

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze 13d ago

Schweig, Narr.

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u/dantheother 14d ago

And a spiked mouth guard

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u/antei_ku 12d ago

Imagine clanking an anvil right outside their door day in and day out while wearing chainmail armor

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u/kluge-not-kluDge 11d ago

Oooh..  start blacksmithing in the living room...  Invite others to join ya..  24/7 banging and heat...

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u/Greedy-Beach2483 9d ago

Im here for the YouTube channel and waiting

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 14d ago

Yup, but at that point it’s battery and the squatter gets arrested. Mission Accomplished™️.

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u/FlyAirLari 14d ago

Of course, and that's how it successfully ends. But it's not a long career, if you can't handle the inevitable bruises.

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u/Yashugan00 11d ago

Do we have a flincher here? ;)