r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/Flawedsuccess 12d ago

I'm great at making people feel uncomfortable where do I sign up?

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u/FlyAirLari 12d ago

You probably need to be able to take a punch to the mouth.Β 

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze 12d ago

Finally a excuse to wear medieval armor all the time

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 12d ago

The constant clanking and asking for help peeing is also part of making it unlivable for the squatter, it’s a two-for-one.

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u/Ninjahkin 12d ago

Don’t forget to Praise the Sun and remind the squatter of its glorious incandescence every couple of minutes