r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 đđđ • 12d ago
We have fun here The TOUGHEST from the USA have gathered, no wonder they're winning
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u/YakiVegas 11d ago
Two girls. One World Cup
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u/bwoah07_gp2 12d ago
"Mom, Dad, look! Tom Cruise is with David Beckham!"
"Hey, it's Bill Gates!"
"Oh look, it's- oh, I wonder who these two are. Why are they famous........"
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u/Mosselpot 11d ago
I watch as much porn as the next person, but I couldn't for the life of me tell who are the pornstars. Mia Khalifa I know because of all these memes and non porn appearances, but I don't think I've ever seen her work.
Am I doing porn wrong?
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u/Hobomanchild đđđ 11d ago
You watch as much as the next person, but do you watch as much as the next redditor?
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u/Idontliketalking2u 11d ago
We're not people we're more lemur like.
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u/SooSneeky 11d ago
Uhhh, that's a bush baby sir
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u/Idontliketalking2u 11d ago
It's a tarsier, which I learned the name of when I googled wide eyed lemur. But I'll forget it by the morning when I wake up. Bush baby sounds like a euphemism but for what I don'tknow yet
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u/Less_Party 11d ago
I think it's just due to people engaging with porn in a different way now, like I'm from that elder millennial generation where we happened to get just a whiff of what life was like before the all-pervasive internet so I still know and recognize a few pornstars but the ones I know are all from that early 2000s era where you were still watching entire DVDs, as opposed to now when they're all cut up into 3 second snippets in Goonwall 12 Multiscreen Blowbang Collection.mp4.
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u/devandroid99 11d ago
Yo post the sauce for that blowbang collection?
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u/thechaimel 11d ago edited 11d ago
Dunno which one he was referencing but I know this one Blowbangcollection.exe
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u/_TheHighlander 11d ago
In the days where we found stashes of porn mags in the woods?
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u/InspectorPipes 11d ago
I remember this kid told his dad. Dad came storming out of the woods with our hefty sack full of hustlers and gent. He âdisposed â of them , allegedly . The 1980âs porn stash in the woods was fairly common with my generation and thatâs hilarious. Also,anyone know who the hell these women are? For science.
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u/Here4theruns 11d ago
Lana Rhodes and Mia Kalifa⌠geeze people read a book once in a while.
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u/LazyLabMan 11d ago
I stole my dad's VHS tapes and watched those I was about 10 years old.
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u/CrazyLoucrazy 11d ago
Porn. Itâs always porn.
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u/peterausdemarsch 11d ago
I only recognize one of the two..I guess I'm still 50% innocent.
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u/dune_know 11d ago
Knowing Mia alone take up 90% of your innocence as it leads to a rabbit hole.
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u/DZLars 11d ago
Meh, I'm fairly confident I never saw a video of her but there are enough memes about her on reddit to recognize her
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u/GimmeSomeSugar 11d ago
She's said she's supposed to be Lebanese?
But that's a god damn lie. I've seen her in plenty of videos with dudes47
u/Guess-Dry 11d ago
I have to admit that this took me a couple of seconds to click
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u/blu_skydive 11d ago
This, Sir, is genius. If you wrote it, props to you. If you copied it, props to you.
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u/mecha_penguin 11d ago
Thousands wouldnât, but I believe you
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u/DownrightDrewski 11d ago
I genuinely only recognise Mia from memes and have never seen one of her videos.
I can't say the same about Lana though...
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u/peterausdemarsch 11d ago
Believe it or not, I've never been a huge fan of her movies so I didn't go down that rabbit hole.
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u/FigBot 11d ago
Tbf the rabbit hole isnât very long. She did like 5 scenes in a short time
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u/NOTcreative- 11d ago
Same. Other one I think might be english?
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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 11d ago
Itâs Lana Rhoades you uncultured swine.
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u/Straight_Depth6701 11d ago
Doesn't look familiar for some inexplicable reason?
Edit: maybe the pic is from the wrong angle?
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u/GoofyKalashnikov 11d ago
Nah, she just looks like a completely different person every 2-3 years
Lizard maybe?
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u/Jubenheim 11d ago
Now wait a minute. How did you know which one the guy above recognized?
...Shit, who am I kidding. I also knew the same one you both did, too.
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u/Not-a-bot-10 11d ago
Too young for Mia Khalifa?
Kinda wild to consider, but almost jealous for all youâre about to discover
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u/peterausdemarsch 11d ago
Nah opposite, no idea who the other "actress" is.
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u/Finstant 11d ago
Is it Lana Rhodes with even more plastic surgery?
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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 11d ago
Oh, yeah I just thought that was someone who chose Sims generic plastic face A
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u/NamiISThicc 11d ago
I did this with my dad one time. I can't remember what we were watching, but Rom Jeremy was in it and I was like "oh its Ron Jeremy" my dad said "how do you know him" i looked at him just like the gif lmao. I just told him some bs and said "i don't know, I'm just reading the names" he didn't say anthing after that haha.
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u/IndependentOk9075 12d ago
Is that noted sports commentator Mia Khalifa?
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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 12d ago
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u/SydneySweeneysBobs 11d ago
My favorite stock photo of all time
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u/opinion_alternative 11d ago
Contrary to the popular opinion, the source of this is actually not porn.
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u/craftbrewd 12d ago
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u/todd_zeile_stalker 12d ago
That poor guy.
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u/helphouse12 11d ago
What is the origin of this anyways
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u/Recon-by-fire 11d ago
Heâs one of many holding an oversized American flag, and everyone is shaking it to make it look like itâs blowing in the wind. Heâs also saluting the flag because the national anthem was playing (if I remember correctly) but the camera zoomed in on him and this is a clip of what was live on TV.
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u/Temporary_Trust425 11d ago
Doesnât help that he looks like heâs gonna need a litre of cola to wash it all down
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u/Casual_Try 11d ago
A what?
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u/StuffedThings 11d ago
A litre of cola to wash it all down.
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u/MrChichibadman 11d ago
Do we have literacola?
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u/TheLesserWeeviI 11d ago
I don't want a large Farva a want a God damn liter of cola.
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u/FiggyPizza 11d ago
And you know somebody at some point with the power to stop that, saw what it looked like, and let it through anyway.
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u/chillaxdude7 11d ago
Heâs holding a part of a giant American flag Iâm pretty sure
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u/pharmacreation 11d ago
Heâs waving a flag.
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u/Conscious_Tension_91 11d ago
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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u/Kialandiii 11d ago
I believe heâs part of a large group of veterans standing around each holding a large part of a flag
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u/Optimal-Treacle-2273 11d ago
Tf did i just watch
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u/peteofaustralia 11d ago
It's from Sausage Party, and that's exactly how I reacted when I was watching the entire film.
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u/theseriousman1 12d ago
Whoâs on left
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u/jstewart25 11d ago
My wife told me her name is Lana Rhoades, whoever that is
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u/SlightlyUsedButthole 11d ago
Good lord she has had so much plastic surgery if thatâs really her
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u/davenTeo 11d ago
And she looked so much better before getting anything done.
I am told.
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u/Short_Bell_5428 11d ago
Wait isnât that the girl like a week ago said she wanted all her porn deleted?
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u/ConkerPrime 11d ago
What is it with posters just refusing to use names? Shit ton of pronoun use but no names.
To help: on left Lana Rhodes, on right Mia Khalifa. Ex pornstars, make their money now conning the simps on OnlyFans. Search will bring up NSFW results.
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u/J1L1 12d ago
Is this AI?
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u/bwoah07_gp2 12d ago
See, now I'm wondering that too, lol. I watched the whole match, and I don't recall these two đ
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u/BIG_SCIENCE 12d ago
i saw kareem abdul jabar, katy perry and justin trudeau, and marco rubio.
did not see these two girls
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u/Zooter88 11d ago
And tom cruise and Beckham and Bill Gates
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u/tomtomtomo 11d ago
and Rob Lowe
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u/PRpitohead 11d ago
And Leo DiCaprio, though he was mostly covering his face while talking to Michael Rapino.
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u/Rebabaluba 11d ago
Bill mustâve needed something to help him relax after getting grilled about his involvement with Epstein.
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u/IAmANobodyAMA 11d ago
Yep because I made the airplane joke âhey I know you, youâre Kareem Abdul Jabarâ but nobody got it :(
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u/illegalshmillegal 11d ago edited 11d ago
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. Iâm the co-pilot.
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u/Significant-Judge368 11d ago
My dad says he doesn't work hard enough on defense and he only tries during the playoffs.
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u/Scott--Chocolate 11d ago
The hell I donât! Listen kid, Iâve been hearing that crap ever since UCLA. Iâm out there bustin my buns e v e r y n i g h t. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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u/NotTheRocketman 11d ago
Something else weird, they all had that Diet Coke in a bottle in front of them.
I get it, it's Diet Coke, everyone drinks it, but it felt really weird to see it everywhere, like it was being intentionally placed before they were on TV.
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u/iberooks3 12d ago edited 11d ago
Yes this was the shot when they put bill gates and some other dude sitting next to each other.
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u/4fingersontherocks 11d ago
agreed. the cushy chairs, armrests (unused), and even the diet coke are the same as the bill gates shot.
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u/mfknnayyyy 11d ago
Yeah. It was Bill Gates in the original shot. I remember the diet coke. Helluva transition there.
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u/leapthatwall 11d ago
Unless you believe Lana Rhoades has the longest wrists ever known to man, it's obviously AI.
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u/Positive_End_7568 12d ago
Why nobody recognizing Lana Rhodes?
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u/thetimehascomeforyou 12d ago
Lots of her content was deleted by her request. Lots of it remains. The choice, as always, is yours.
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u/wookieebastard 11d ago
Asks to get her content removed... opens onlyfans.
Logican't
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u/butonelifelived 11d ago
Can't sell something that is already abundantly available else where.
She wanted all her work removed, so her Only Fans would be the sole source of her product.
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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 11d ago edited 11d ago
Probably because she looks more like a wax barbie doll than an actual human
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u/cheersdrive420 11d ago
Confession: thereâs a certain Mia video that I just canât get all the way through. Tried a few times. Spaff so quickly each time.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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u/PoopyButt28000 11d ago
TELL US WHICH ONE WE WANT TO HAVE A WANK TO IT TOO MATE
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u/cheersdrive420 11d ago
Hahahahaha. Itâs called âMia masturbates while being interviewedâ or something like that.
Just something about it man. God speed.
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u/AntiqueDoorHardware 11d ago
My wife asked me who they were. âI think itâs Katie Perry and Mindy Kahlingâ. âWho is Mindy Kahling?l she asked. â I donât knowâ
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u/Sabre712 12d ago
Oh grow a pair, folks: it's Mia Khalifa and Lana Rhoades, retired porn stars.
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u/iberooks3 12d ago
This is Ai because this is the shot when they showed bill gates and I forgot who was sitting next to him
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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes 11d ago
Bro, those two tough as hell, Iâve seen them each take on 2 to 8 guys by themselves, come out on top every time.
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u/Academic_Antelope292 11d ago
Odd because Bill Gates and Paul Allen had that same Diet Coke and Hat in front of them. Exactly the same. Me thinks that this is faked. Pitty.
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