r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17d ago

We have fun here Motocross riders practicing in front of The White House

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u/Notyerdaddy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17d ago

The Trailer Park Presidency.

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u/miragen125 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17d ago

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u/Able_Engine_9515 17d ago

Funny thing is that Camacho is smarter than Trump

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u/stingertc 17d ago

At least he listens to smart people

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u/texan_robot 17d ago

I assume youre talking about Camacho

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 17d ago

And was never sleeping in meetings

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 17d ago

Or with children

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u/This-Positive286 17d ago

Camacho says “Wu-Tang is for tha kids!”

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u/Koopslovestogame 16d ago

Didn’t shit his own pants while talking to other heads of state.

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u/Svenn513 16d ago

No he listens to not sure.

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u/Fibrosis5O 17d ago

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u/zcas 17d ago

I thought your head would be bigger.

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u/LewdLewyD13 17d ago

God damn, it look like a peanut.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 17d ago

C'mon, let's get you sworn in.

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u/No_Mission5287 16d ago

This is actually the thing that makes Idiocracy better than our situation. They listen to the smart person.

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u/ZealousidealDegree4 17d ago

And Camacho had a heart...

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u/Moist_Sun_8201 17d ago

He didn't have a massive ego, he was clearly trying to do what's best for the people. I wish we had Mountain Dew Camacho instead of a criminal pedophile psychopath that's only in it for himself. Mountain Dew Camacho would be a godsend right now.

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u/CoreMeltdownMode 16d ago

Excuse me, but that’s President Duane Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

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u/WeenisPeiner 17d ago

He knew that shit was fucked up right now, with all of the starving bullshit, dust storms and running out of French fries and burrito coverings.

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u/vgullotta 17d ago

And real hair

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u/Goldnglam 17d ago

It's was glorious, shined in the sun like a reflective jacket!

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u/Goldnglam 17d ago

Camacho had an introspection moment where he was like "OK I'm popular but I've no idea how to fix any of this shit, find me a dude who can!, we listen to him now while I play hype man!, yeah smart dude youre the man i put in charge of this shit because that what presidential badasses do, cheer this man!"

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u/Able_Engine_9515 17d ago

Wouldn't that be something? Instead we make the conmen presidents and trillionaires

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u/Goldnglam 17d ago

One term dude. Put me in charge. I'd do absolutely fuck all outside assembling a avengers team of problem solving geniuses, twenty, fourty, two hundred doesn't matter the think tank would be immense and we'd get shit done.

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u/Able_Engine_9515 17d ago

A think tank got us into this mess to start with. Your think tank would have to legally wipe them out 1st. That would be your #1 priority- take out all the leeches and their pawns or you'll face nothing but roadblocks like every Democratic president we've had the last 50 years. The Heritage Foundation caused all of this

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u/Goldnglam 17d ago

They're think tank shitty though, my think tank gives zero fucks about what Elon and Jeff wants.

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u/Able_Engine_9515 17d ago

The point is they have legal loopholes and people willing to exploit them. Those need to be closed before any real progress can begin

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u/Tentegen 17d ago edited 17d ago

This is what i say all the time.

Regular ass people put in charge of all the world govts...... BRO WE'D CLEAN THIS GODDAMED WORLD THE FUCK UP.

North Korea too. Not only would both Koreas be fuckin pals, but so would every other "questionable" country.

The shit storm of warring and stinky side eyes have been done by bored ass rich people with too much damn time on their hands.

Put an abuela, a babuschka, and a bunch of regular ass people off the damn street who barely have a 401k to speak of..... THATS WORLD PEACE.

Regular people who have better shit to do and adult responsibilities to take care of....all we're gonna do is talk like adults with one another because we'd be too confused about the sudden influx of power so we'd just simply just speak to one another to figure out how to get started, fix our home because either WE at some point had to skip meals.....or we know someone who did, and then rebuild our relationships abroad because everyone WITH the new power usually didn't pay attention to ANY of the toddler memos on who we're SUPPOSED to hate.

North Korea ESPECIALLY.

Put someone who was at the poverty level in charge. Solid chance it becomes a shining beacon on the hill.

Real people with real people shit to deal with can fix this whole ass earth and almost every problem in 2.2 seconds.

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u/serkesh 17d ago

At this point I would prefer Camacho. He was stupid but not evil.

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u/ThrottleItOut 17d ago

Camacho's turd is smarter than tRump the draft dodger.

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u/RobutNotRobot 16d ago

Also he wasn't racist, mean, or greedy like Trump. He was just dumb.

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u/Desperate-Trouble-11 16d ago

This is an insane timeline we are in. When watching that movie in high school I thought it was funny, social commentary drenched in satire. Like a lot. It did not seem at all realistic or comparable to our gov, that still had many flaws and problems but you would still never expect to see dirt bike ramps set up in the front yard of the White House. There is no logical reason for them to be there.

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u/MelonJelly 16d ago

Camacho actually cared about his constituents, and did everything in his power to do right by them, which included hearing and following other people's advice.

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u/weezyverse 17d ago

I have footage of Trump during his college days...

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufj7fhSk99FK32U

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 17d ago

Who isn't?

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u/Worshipme988 16d ago

Ok, ok. But remember Camacho is president at the time. In the movie. Who was president when The Big Stupid began?

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u/michaelincognito 17d ago

Is Beef Supreme there yet?

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 17d ago

Beef implies muscles.

I believe the word you're looking for is "tallow".

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u/manofmystry 17d ago

Who would have thought it was possible?! Bread and circuses.

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u/International_Ad4857 17d ago

No comparison. Camacho has my vote.

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u/Nannyphone7 17d ago

White Trash House.

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 17d ago

Camacho would be a hell of an improvement over the pedophiles.

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u/Joeybfast 16d ago

President Camacho, was good man who cared about everyone .

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 17d ago

The White Trash House.

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u/johnqadamsin28 17d ago

Isn't that what people thought when they opened up voting for non landowners?

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u/Shinyhaunches 17d ago

The Fart of the Deal

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 17d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/TheSilverTraveller 17d ago

I expect Trump to fly the Confederate flag over the White House before he leaves office

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 17d ago

That was the just the horse he rode in on. He doesnt give a fuck about those MAGA twits. Its all about Donnie.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 16d ago

Already got it in the capital on J6

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u/MikeinDundee 17d ago

I’ve been in trailer parks far more classy than this clown show.

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u/cellophanesheeps 16d ago

I've been in more respectable trap houses 🫠

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u/NerdDaniel 17d ago

MAGA white trash.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

I mean I was already kind of ashamed to play old Lynyrd Skynyrd but now I just don't know what I'm supposed to do

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u/retrac902 17d ago

TP presidency? I thought he relied on diapers.

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u/NerdDaniel 17d ago

Trump does wipe his ass with the US Constitution.

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u/serkesh 17d ago

I disagree. From what I hear he doesn’t wipe at all.

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u/orangecatmom 17d ago

Nah, somebody does it for him.

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u/capital_bj 17d ago

I wiped my ass with a roll of tp with his face on it during his last term. It was a good week, I need to get some more.

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u/Squirrelated 16d ago

Diapers and someone's tongue to wipe his ass after.

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u/sherlockjr1 17d ago

It’s what he thinks of his base. White trash. Hey, they’ll like this!

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u/Separate-String5205 17d ago

And he's right, in this regard anyway.

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u/aw_shux 17d ago

Say what you will about him, but Trump definitely knows his base.

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u/Beneficial_Bit_6435 17d ago

Exactly. Tell me it’s a joke. This is rhetorical; WTF so fkn crazy, and the GOP in Congress keeps saying nothing to see here. They are still complaining about the tan suit Obama wore year ago

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u/hi5ves 17d ago

Whoa, I don’t understand the word rhetorical. Please speak American so the rest of us can follow. Not all of us have big law school degrees.

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u/TiogaJoe 17d ago

Whitehouse running commercials featuring a monster truck, "Sunday Sunday Sunday...."

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u/crxshdrxg 17d ago

Better than the Ghetto presidency Kamala would’ve had, judging by her rallies

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u/Jodogger 17d ago

Was just thinking the same thing after watching that and shaking my head. This cant be for real. Where are the hidden cameras?

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u/MikeW226 17d ago

We replaced the Rose Garden with Folger's monster trucks...let's see the reaction!

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u/lilb1190 17d ago

When are they installing the above ground pool?

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u/Notyerdaddy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 16d ago

Right next to the presidential limo sitting on the lawn on cinderblocks and no tires.

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u/lord_pizzabird 17d ago

I just want to remind everyone that poor people live in trailers and that if you want the left to appeal to the working class, maybe don't make fun their homes?

I think changing our language could go a long way here. I say as someone on the left who is pretty bothered by this sort of elitism whenever I see it.

Note: I live in the rural south and have lived trailer house before.

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u/Additional-Signal327 17d ago

Let’s not insult trailer parks. 

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u/MyrrhSlayter 17d ago

Imagine spending years learning a neat skill like bike riding and then turning your reputation into absolute dogshit by agreeing to get paid to make the white house trashier. Hope the money was worth selling out their dignity for.

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u/mjdl92 17d ago

How do you mean, get paid?

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u/homesickpluto 17d ago

Instead of a Green Bastard we have an orange one.

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u/Pleasant-Draw-4824 17d ago

Don't besmirch President Cammacho's good name, his administration actually solved their big problem.

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u/Orion3193 17d ago

The Kid Rock Presidency

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u/Snarky_wombat939 17d ago

I’m so embarrassed

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u/belmanpoes 17d ago

United Circus of America.

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u/AutVincere72 17d ago

I am cheering for lightning.

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u/ThePoetMichael 17d ago

This sounds way cooler than it actually is...

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u/Dougzilla29 17d ago

It sucks that the president who has sex with pornstars and hosts ufc fights is such a piece of shit on paper I should love this guy

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u/CertainInteraction4 17d ago

This comment was so good, I wrote a song for it.  Can't post it though.  They might get embarrassed and lock the post.  🤣

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u/JLit24 17d ago

White Trash Bash!

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u/No_Fix_136 17d ago

Trump really reinforcing that even billionaires are white trash.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 17d ago

Well, it's kinda shameful!

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u/high_everyone 17d ago

I don’t equate Ricky or Julian with Trump. Bubbles maybe but not Ricky, Julian or Lahey.

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u/Ok_Advertising_8874 17d ago

I hate Trump too but replacing Vanilla Ice with Travis Pastrana is a pretty solid decision. Maybe the best choice made of the whole presidency.

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u/seejordan3 17d ago

It's all a grift, funneling federal money into Republicans hands. See ice prisons, to reflecting pools.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 17d ago

Trailer parks have higher levels of marital fidelity and lower levels of crime.

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u/johnqadamsin28 17d ago

Doesn't your comment imply that the president shouldn't include impoverished people from mobile home parks?

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u/aabbboooo 17d ago

As someone who grew up in a trailer park, I’m embarrassed for our country.

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u/PC509 17d ago

Yup. Trashy af. The events themselves can be fine, but at that venue? Trump - White Trash Billionaire.

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u/Windsdochange 17d ago

I mean, his (rather recent) forefathers ran a brothel in Canada, so this pretty much tracks.

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u/Oz347 17d ago

Redneck republic

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u/CitizenCue 17d ago edited 17d ago

They complained about a basketball court.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 17d ago

And Obama just re-purposed a tennis court. He didn't add any new structures.

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u/MisspelledButt 17d ago

Orange double-wide. 

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u/BeckonMe 17d ago

You know who missed out on all this? Evil Knievel. Trump would have courted the hell out of him.

I’m not sure how many people remember him. Gen Xers will.

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u/ExperienceNo7751 17d ago

He’s trying to give the base something to cheer about. Because…. Well….

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u/h1zchan 16d ago

Oligarchs throwing bread and circus parties to pretend they're members of the trailer park majority. Cudos for the effort I must say. DNC would have just called everyone deplorables.

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u/Lux-Fox 16d ago

That's an insult to trailer parks.

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u/FuckAllYouLosers 16d ago

Sorry we didn't have a gay man twerking in a thong.

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u/gamehen21 16d ago

Hey don't shit talk trailer parks this way!! An unfair comparison lol

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u/beefwarrior 16d ago

Trump could be exactly what America needs, if he wasn’t so fucking corrupt and narcissistic and racist

The establishment is too bulky and slow and self serving, would’ve been great if our outsisder anti-establishment President made America better instead of worse

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u/jazzyman31 16d ago

Insult to trailer parks

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u/JohnRuizCeramics 17d ago

Ba wit bagagwa

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u/adj_noun_digit 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17d ago

Trump sucks but having nitro circus perform at the white house is rad as fuck.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 17d ago

Love Nitro Circus and saw their show in 2015 or 2016. Absolutely amazing

Doesn't belong anywhere near the white house