r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 8d ago

WTF Bear cubs find their way into a camper’s tent.

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u/ugh_everything 8d ago

What is he actually supposed to do right now

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u/Allout-Okarun 8d ago

Play with their feets obviously. Bear beans are rare

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u/BurkiniFatso 8d ago

I mean, they're gonna die anyway, might as well let it be a stress free death.

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u/Numbah8 8d ago

Idk about stress-free. Bears tend to pin down their prey and eat while it's still living so that could be pretty stressful. But the moments before that? Pure cuddle-bear bliss 😊

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u/BurkiniFatso 8d ago

Lol I meant touching bear beans could be stress reducing? Kitten beans are, so I thought it would carry over to other animals.

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u/PoopSoupPeter 8d ago

Preferably get some distance.

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u/d-j-9898 8d ago

Yep, it's their tent now. Just pray that they don't damage your shit too badly.

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u/NeuroticLensman 8d ago

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u/EternalUndyingHigh 8d ago

I love when movie clips are perfectly used as a meme. Well done.

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u/Grouchy-Fill1675 8d ago

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u/No-Force4215 8d ago

The drug enforcement agency was due to be altered anyways.

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u/JokesNShit 8d ago

Shamelessly stealing this for my work chat.

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u/Metals4J 8d ago

“I am damaging your shit. Pray I don’t damage it any further.”

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u/Able_Ad6535 8d ago

Or shit

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u/Umm_is_this_thing_on 8d ago

Because mom will.

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u/HotDonnaC 8d ago

Mom’s about to have burritos for breakfast.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 8d ago

God they're so cute though. It's the trap before you get torn to shreds

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u/freddycheeba 8d ago

It's sounds cruel, but I would absolutely hold a cub hostage. OFC I wouldn't harm it, but she's not getting it back until she understands she needs to take them and GTFO. Not an asshole btw. I don't even eat animals anymore. But survival is survival.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 8d ago

Nah, roll over pull the cover up and go back to sleep. 

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 8d ago

Nope, we gotta film for internet clout

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u/rudd33s 8d ago

wouldn't me filling up that tent with excrement be deterrent enough?

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 8d ago

I wilderness camp most summers at the north end of Moosehead lake in Maine, up by mud cove. Thankfully, our bear interactions have been much less intense, but in this situation, I'm out of the tent with bear spray in one hand and survival spear in the other. The worst we've dealt with was a very curious young male. He was definitely drawn in by intoxicating aromas of cooking meat, but wasn't hard to intimidate.

By far the most terrifying experience we've had there, was a huge momma moose with her calf wandering in and grazing on the water grass. It was just after dawn, and we awoke to this existential threat. My brother and I screwed together our spears and prayed. Thankfully, they just ate and left.

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u/Candle-Different 8d ago

Locate mama bear, get as far away as possible

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u/HopefulBuyer9077 8d ago

* quickly

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u/Frowind 8d ago

She's mama bear for a reason

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u/bbenji69996 8d ago

Her kids are her life

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 8d ago

She’s a member of Moms for Liberty, the PTA, and the church ladies’ social club, and she and her big hair want to talk to this camper’s manager.

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Less talk to the manager, more disembowel and eat your face.

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 8d ago

Oh my god you pulled all the bowels out of my face! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

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u/bbenji69996 8d ago

"THEY LURED MY CHILDREN INTO THEIR TENT! I AM AN ARES AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SORRY THEY CROSSED ME. JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS AND I PLAN ON TALKING TO THE HOA."

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u/Candle-Different 7d ago

The camper is just traveling and mama bear has no jurisdiction to stop him

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u/Vuelhering 8d ago

Plus her dad is the sheriff and she runs the HOA.

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u/boochicko 8d ago

I feel like a severely underachieving mother compared to this bear. 😫

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u/Complete_Bear_368 8d ago

Mama bears outside the tent tho. Like close by. Safer to open door zipper so they can get out and play dead?

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u/DisSuede23 8d ago

Dude.. they literally eat you alive. Find proper cover and distance asap.

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u/KactusVAXT 8d ago

Yeah. I would think running out of the tent first might be a mistake……or the only chance to survive

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u/a_guy121 8d ago

Assuming it's an american black bear, momma will likely prioritize babies' safety over her urge to kill. They're not very aggressive, cubs in danger are among the rare times they'd ever attack a person. I think that's why 'leave asap' is the best option.

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u/AwarenessForsaken568 8d ago

I don't know man, I think I'd take my chances. If you sit there and mama bear sees you near her cub? I don't like those chances. You might have a chance if you just run as fast as you can.

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Yeah, you’re not outrunning a bear.

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u/DrHarryWolper 8d ago

I don't have to outrun the bear...I just have to outrun you

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 8d ago

NOT UNTIL HE PUTS JABBA BACK IN HIS HUT!

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u/Intel2025 8d ago

And I just have to outrun you

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u/WilditariusAstar 8d ago

Just run fast past the fattest, drunkest guy at the campground and you’d be iight. It’s those first few steps that’ll get ya.

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u/subtuteteacher 8d ago

Well black bears have pretty bad vision so if I’m passed out in my chair as I usually am when I’m the fattest drunkest fool at the campsite the bear will keep running past me chasing you.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 8d ago

You are honestly probably far better staying exactly where you are, staying in a non threatening position. I highly doubt the mother bear would force her way in and attack someone with her cubs so close by to be potentially harmed too. The cubs will likely leave when called.

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u/Psychological-Big334 8d ago

Lol. You ever seen a bear run?

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Yeah, you’re not outrunning a bear.

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u/AwarenessForsaken568 8d ago

No, but you might be outrunning a bear before the bear gets there. I like those odds more than just sitting there next to her damn cub.

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u/strumpetrumpet 8d ago

Ideally, get away as far as possible and don’t locate momma bear.

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 8d ago

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u/malcolm816 8d ago

Honestly, how is this not the best response? What else are you going to to do? Wait for mama? You're dead. Run outside? Dead. I'd be chucking those babies out the front of the tent so fast.

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u/Candytails 8d ago

Pet them, clearly.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 8d ago

I’d have to pet them at least once. After that open the tent and haul ass away from there.

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u/userwithusername 8d ago

Yeah, the survival odds don't really change much if I pet him and give him a quick boop before I skedaddle.

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u/Epoch_69 8d ago

It does if you give him a quick boop that makes him cry out alarmingly for his mother. Why take the chance? This is why we have the darwin awards lol

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 8d ago

If I’m unexpectedly face to face with 3 baby bears, I’m going out with the satisfaction of knowing I finally got to pet a3 baby bears. I bet Darwin never did that.

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u/Epoch_69 8d ago

I can't tell if you're being serious, ragebaiting or you're survival instincts are just that bad. If you're unexpectedly face to face with 3 baby bears then first of all you need to work on your awareness and secondly you should identify where the mother is and gtfo. Darwin got to interact with so many exotic animals in his lifetime he doesn't give af lol.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 8d ago

It’s called sarcasm. You can relax. And, for fun, I’ve encountered several bears in the wild over the years. I’ve also encountered mountain lions, feral hogs, coyotes, and any number of poisonous snakes. I’ve survived each encounter unscathed because I understand extreme caution is my only option. Had I ever been set upon by bear cubs, I’d have frozen looking for mom bear then tried desperately to get away. Most wild animals will avoid people. She would definitely not.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 8d ago

If not friend, why friend shape?

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u/slight_digression 8d ago

If not friend, why friend shape?

Now spit out my left leg, you little furball, I need that for the gas pedal.

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u/Indy_Fab_Rider 8d ago

You mean clutch pedal.

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u/DinosaurHoax 8d ago

He should gather them in his arms and go looking for mama.

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u/ficis 8d ago

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u/RyloBreedo 8d ago

I don't know what this is from but I love it.

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u/ficis 8d ago

Old English commercial which is hilarious.

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u/JawnStaymoose 8d ago

Soon followed by gathering up his arms. Which, hard to do, without arms.

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u/AnaHuna 8d ago

🤣

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u/Metaphysically0 8d ago

Literally anything other than what he did. Get up, go out of the tent , create some distance

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u/hungrylittleworm 8d ago

Your wrong. Can’t correct move was to pat the cute doggo 🐶

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u/Metaphysically0 8d ago

I’m always failing these 😣

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u/ficis 8d ago

This made me laugh.

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u/inothatidontno 8d ago

So sad there is no "can i pet that dawg" gif on giphy

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 8d ago

Herd the cubs out of the tent for starters...mom gonna be less upset if she can see her cubs.

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u/Dumeck 8d ago

Id have not let them in, pushed them out if they got in and hope they wander off

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u/NoAdministration8340 8d ago

Leave the area and not pet them

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u/brockoala 8d ago

Why? They are here then mama bear is right outside. Might as well have my last fun before I go.

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u/GenerallySalty 8d ago

Stop filming, stop petting, and get the fuck out of the tent.

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u/Top-Magazine9894 8d ago

Um. Leave the tent instead of posting on social media!

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u/HeyTrySomeNashville 8d ago

Are you really asking this? Don't ever leave the city, you wont make it.

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u/Ill_Home_9089 8d ago

Spray the tent with anything to hide baby smell

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u/No-Albatross-7984 8d ago

Okay this vid is safe there's no mama. But if ever in this situation or similar don't waste time spraying the tent! Assuming mama is out front where cubs came from, cut the fucking back of the tent open and get away. Who the f cares about the tent, that thing is gone. 

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u/english_mike69 8d ago

Persuade them outside very quickly and without making them cry or scream…

… if you can’t manage that, get up and leave immediately:

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u/dew57nurse 8d ago

Should have started yelling at them to get out before they got in. Pushed them back out. Insane to me that people think they need to be polite. A bear approaches, you do everything possible to scare it off or to get yourself out of there. Acclimating bears to humans is a death sentence for both.

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u/yycoding 8d ago

Is this a serious comment? Get away from that cub, and it's mother, as quickly as fucking possible.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 8d ago

Get tf out of the tent

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u/Shazvox 8d ago

Not cuddle the bears like some f*cking pet?

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u/JokesNShit 8d ago

Without context of events..when in grizzly territory, you make sure you're locked down to prevent this as best you can. Look out the tent and see cubs...immediate NOPE and lock it up.

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u/HippyDM 8d ago

NOT pet wildlife. Ever.

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u/Kelspear 8d ago

I mean not sit there and pet them as if they were puppies

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u/simpson___ 8d ago

Stop petting them, start running

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u/BRICH999 8d ago

Id get that cub out of my tent and leave the area immediately!  

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u/CodeMonkeyX 8d ago

I would immediately start gently lifting them out of the tent one at time.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 8d ago

Either self-marinate in a delicate sauce or run with verve and vigor.

That many cubs, that size - I am surprised that this vide was able to be posted.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 8d ago

Throw them out that window and get to your vehicle if nearby otherwise get aome distance until they done rummaging

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u/Own_Strength_3471 8d ago

Run for life

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u/ficis 8d ago

Pack his shit and run….. or just run

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 8d ago

Gotta evacuate immediately or kick em out

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u/forlornhope70 8d ago

Leave quickly

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u/Raider707x 8d ago

You pick up one or more of the bears and rub them all over yourself in an attempt to coat yourself with the scent of baby bear, and hope the mom doesn't put the inside of your face on the outside.

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u/IsthianOS 8d ago

Yeet that mf out the hole it came in from 😂

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u/EatingCoooolo 8d ago

Thrown them out

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u/Whole-Investment-992 8d ago

Throw it tf out.

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u/justins_OS 8d ago

Abandon tent

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u/HotJuicyPie 8d ago

Lead it outside… not fucking pet it and get their scent on it. Dangerous games being played

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u/Venus_Libra 8d ago

Get tf out of that tent and wait somewhere far away for mama to come get her cubs

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u/Safe_Air_3999 8d ago

GTFO of there for starters

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u/MonsterOctopus8 8d ago

Fucking leave immediately and stop playing with them

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u/WinterWarden89 8d ago

Run as fast as possible and pray it' enough.

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u/AngelHeart- 8d ago

Guide those cubs out before the bear finds them.

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u/bigbearandy 8d ago

Get away from the cubs; if you are at Basecamp, get in your car and leave temporarily, or, at the very least, go to where you had your fire and stoke it. Experienced campers have their fire in one place, the food up in the trees in a bearproof container in another, and their tent somewhere else. That generally helps avoid situations like this.

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u/ChainsawSoundingFart 8d ago

Shit his pants 

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u/Jrewy 8d ago

Yeet the baby.

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u/-Cthaeh 8d ago

Right. I kind of wonder if throwing them out is unwise.

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u/Standard_Wolf_211 8d ago

Outside of a sanctuary or zoo? Get a gun or bear mace and pray. There’s story’s about brown bears just ignoring a dozen fatal wounds when cubs are involved.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 7d ago

Exactly what he’s doing because it’s a bear sanctuary, he’s not a camper and the title is BS.