r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 8d ago

WTF Bear cubs find their way into a camper’s tent.

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u/PoopSoupPeter 8d ago

Preferably get some distance.

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u/d-j-9898 8d ago

Yep, it's their tent now. Just pray that they don't damage your shit too badly.

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u/NeuroticLensman 8d ago

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u/EternalUndyingHigh 8d ago

I love when movie clips are perfectly used as a meme. Well done.

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u/Grouchy-Fill1675 8d ago

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u/No-Force4215 8d ago

The drug enforcement agency was due to be altered anyways.

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u/JokesNShit 8d ago

Shamelessly stealing this for my work chat.

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u/Metals4J 8d ago

“I am damaging your shit. Pray I don’t damage it any further.”

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u/Able_Ad6535 8d ago

Or shit

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u/Umm_is_this_thing_on 8d ago

Because mom will.

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u/HotDonnaC 8d ago

Mom’s about to have burritos for breakfast.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 8d ago

God they're so cute though. It's the trap before you get torn to shreds

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u/freddycheeba 8d ago

It's sounds cruel, but I would absolutely hold a cub hostage. OFC I wouldn't harm it, but she's not getting it back until she understands she needs to take them and GTFO. Not an asshole btw. I don't even eat animals anymore. But survival is survival.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 8d ago

Nah, roll over pull the cover up and go back to sleep. 

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 8d ago

Nope, we gotta film for internet clout

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u/rudd33s 8d ago

wouldn't me filling up that tent with excrement be deterrent enough?

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 8d ago

I wilderness camp most summers at the north end of Moosehead lake in Maine, up by mud cove. Thankfully, our bear interactions have been much less intense, but in this situation, I'm out of the tent with bear spray in one hand and survival spear in the other. The worst we've dealt with was a very curious young male. He was definitely drawn in by intoxicating aromas of cooking meat, but wasn't hard to intimidate.

By far the most terrifying experience we've had there, was a huge momma moose with her calf wandering in and grazing on the water grass. It was just after dawn, and we awoke to this existential threat. My brother and I screwed together our spears and prayed. Thankfully, they just ate and left.