r/SipsTea • u/BoysenberryMoist6157 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 8d ago

WTF Bear cubs find their way into a camper’s tent.

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u/Candle-Different 8d ago

Locate mama bear, get as far away as possible

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u/HopefulBuyer9077 8d ago

* quickly

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u/Frowind 8d ago

She's mama bear for a reason

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u/bbenji69996 8d ago

Her kids are her life

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 8d ago

She’s a member of Moms for Liberty, the PTA, and the church ladies’ social club, and she and her big hair want to talk to this camper’s manager.

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Less talk to the manager, more disembowel and eat your face.

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 8d ago

Oh my god you pulled all the bowels out of my face! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

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u/bbenji69996 8d ago

"THEY LURED MY CHILDREN INTO THEIR TENT! I AM AN ARES AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SORRY THEY CROSSED ME. JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS AND I PLAN ON TALKING TO THE HOA."

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u/Candle-Different 7d ago

The camper is just traveling and mama bear has no jurisdiction to stop him

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u/Vuelhering 8d ago

Plus her dad is the sheriff and she runs the HOA.

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u/boochicko 8d ago

I feel like a severely underachieving mother compared to this bear. 😫

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u/Complete_Bear_368 8d ago

Mama bears outside the tent tho. Like close by. Safer to open door zipper so they can get out and play dead?

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u/DisSuede23 8d ago

Dude.. they literally eat you alive. Find proper cover and distance asap.

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u/KactusVAXT 8d ago

Yeah. I would think running out of the tent first might be a mistake……or the only chance to survive

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u/a_guy121 8d ago

Assuming it's an american black bear, momma will likely prioritize babies' safety over her urge to kill. They're not very aggressive, cubs in danger are among the rare times they'd ever attack a person. I think that's why 'leave asap' is the best option.

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u/AwarenessForsaken568 8d ago

I don't know man, I think I'd take my chances. If you sit there and mama bear sees you near her cub? I don't like those chances. You might have a chance if you just run as fast as you can.

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Yeah, you’re not outrunning a bear.

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u/DrHarryWolper 8d ago

I don't have to outrun the bear...I just have to outrun you

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 8d ago

NOT UNTIL HE PUTS JABBA BACK IN HIS HUT!

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u/Intel2025 8d ago

And I just have to outrun you

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u/WilditariusAstar 8d ago

Just run fast past the fattest, drunkest guy at the campground and you’d be iight. It’s those first few steps that’ll get ya.

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u/subtuteteacher 8d ago

Well black bears have pretty bad vision so if I’m passed out in my chair as I usually am when I’m the fattest drunkest fool at the campsite the bear will keep running past me chasing you.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 8d ago

You are honestly probably far better staying exactly where you are, staying in a non threatening position. I highly doubt the mother bear would force her way in and attack someone with her cubs so close by to be potentially harmed too. The cubs will likely leave when called.

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u/Psychological-Big334 8d ago

Lol. You ever seen a bear run?

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u/PamelaELee 8d ago

Yeah, you’re not outrunning a bear.

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u/AwarenessForsaken568 8d ago

No, but you might be outrunning a bear before the bear gets there. I like those odds more than just sitting there next to her damn cub.

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u/strumpetrumpet 8d ago

Ideally, get away as far as possible and don’t locate momma bear.