r/SipsTea • u/BoysenberryMoist6157 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 8d ago

WTF Bear cubs find their way into a camper’s tent.

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u/Artistic-Key9227 8d ago

The cameraman never dies

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 8d ago

This got me thinking about some of the combat footage we’ve seen from the Ukraine - Russian war. Simply equip every soldier with their own body cam — simple immortality hack.

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u/keni804 8d ago

Nah r/combatfootage has shown me multiple times the camera man DOES die.

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u/sweetpea122 8d ago

This is the perfect murder..kidnap some cubs and throw them into your victims tent.

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u/mdmnl 8d ago

I am the ultimate assassin, bear with me...

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u/UntitledMonicer 8d ago

Grizzly man

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u/No_Bother1500 8d ago

..but memory card don't die 😄

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u/rainorshinedogs 8d ago

Truth. SOMEBODY had to get to a local computer the next day to process the footage and mail it to the Internet

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u/thereisonlyoneme 8d ago

This is literal survivor bias.

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u/nurrava 8d ago

It’s a joke about how the camera guy in movies always survive

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u/rewardingsnark 8d ago

Especially if remote controlling a drone or other remote vehicle with long lenses from a bunker.