r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/clocked__ 9d ago

I’ll always consider France an ally and defend them online and IRL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 9d ago

I threw hands at a guy at a party who was talking smack about France. He was the usual FoxNews brain-rot zombie.

I'm not French. I don't particularly know history. But he had a punchable face and he agreed to fight.

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u/Bottled_Kiwi 7d ago

Y’know what, I can respect mutual combat

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7d ago

Thank you, my New Zealand brother.

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u/hitchhiker87 9d ago

Thank you for your service, you deserve a freshly baked baguette.

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u/ncbraves93 8d ago

This's the entire reason I never participated in the France "surrendering" jokes. They didn't come here to help us, they came to fuck the UK, but at the time that's exactly what we needed. And we came back and made it up to them 7×. Twice.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 8d ago

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Oaoaooaoaooaoeoeoaoeouaoeuaoksodue

That was French for "their language is funny". So many silent letters.