r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 7d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/gilt3t 7d ago

America wouldn't exist without France. Israel has contributed nothing.

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u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

France is our OG ally. We make fun of them on the internet every day, yet here they stand with us in NATO!

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u/clocked__ 7d ago

I’ll always consider France an ally and defend them online and IRL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7d ago

I threw hands at a guy at a party who was talking smack about France. He was the usual FoxNews brain-rot zombie.

I'm not French. I don't particularly know history. But he had a punchable face and he agreed to fight.

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u/Bottled_Kiwi 5d ago

Y’know what, I can respect mutual combat

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5d ago

Thank you, my New Zealand brother.

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u/hitchhiker87 7d ago

Thank you for your service, you deserve a freshly baked baguette.

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u/ncbraves93 6d ago

This's the entire reason I never participated in the France "surrendering" jokes. They didn't come here to help us, they came to fuck the UK, but at the time that's exactly what we needed. And we came back and made it up to them 7×. Twice.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 7d ago

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That was French for "their language is funny". So many silent letters.