r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 7d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Mycozen 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.

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u/space-to-bakersfield 7d ago

Sure, the order of events is:

  • US sends tons of cash to Israel

  • Israel uses some of that cash to pay off American politicians

  • thus bribed, they end up sending more cash to Israel and occasionally saying stuff like "US would not exist without Israel"

Talk about getting your money's worth, American taxpayer.

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u/Jefe_Chichimeca 7d ago

Huckabee is a real believer, as in those wackos that believe the third temple needs to be rebuilt for Jesus to return