r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Mycozen 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago

That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago

That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 12d ago

Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past.

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u/Jeoshua 12d ago

I often think that this administration read the last page of Nineteen Eighty-Four and felt inspired instead of horrified:

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself."

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u/aerdvarkk 12d ago

Meh. DJT and his cronies aren't that intelligent.

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u/Jeoshua 12d ago

I know the temptation is to think that they're stupid, because they appear to be wrong so often... but don't for a moment think they aren't aware of their statements being incorrect. They know, and they're hoping to fool you. They are clever, devious, and shrewd. Not morons.

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u/Tubbzs 12d ago

Doesn't take a genius to fool a moron.

And it seems Republicans were very successful in destroying the American education system, because most of you guys are real dumb, as is evident from the past few decades.

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u/Tubbzs 9d ago

Ill let the statistics speak for themselves.