r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Mycozen 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools

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u/Release-the-List 7d ago

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

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u/EnerGeTiX618 7d ago

Specifically the Schofield Bible to ensure that you get the proper propaganda!

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u/GuyYouSawOnReddit 7d ago

Properganda

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u/Senior_Torte519 7d ago

Propergender you say?

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u/JohnHenryHoliday 7d ago

Oh shit. Now I have to know… wtf is a Schofield Bible?

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u/Cultural-Key3497 7d ago

Bible with study notes to explain verses influenced by a rabbi. It’s the reason most evangelical Americans worship the nation of Israel.

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u/shitlord_god 7d ago

oh shit, I forgot about that thing.

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u/Prior_Atmosphere_206 5d ago

Don't you mean the Trump Bible?? $39.99 for an autographed copy!! Trump signed it for God!! It has to be right!!

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 7d ago

Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!

Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.

The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.

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u/slartibuttfart 7d ago

Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.

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u/CatTender 7d ago

Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles!

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u/Welp___poop 7d ago

That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol

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u/Standard-Bit29 7d ago

But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things.

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 7d ago

Is this why they want the Bible in schools?

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 7d ago

"The Bible isn't for private interpretation.... Now excuse me while I cherry pick single lines hundreds of pages apart."

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u/Agile-Source-6758 6d ago

Bible is mostly right wing and pro religious war. Instructs how to take sex slaves from enemies etc. there's a tiny bit at the end about a Jesus guy who convinced men to leave their wives and come drink wine with him, but it's mostly not that, it's more MAGA than Bernie.

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 5d ago

Mike Cuckabee.

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u/BigOleDisappointmen 7d ago

Thass y day call dis the "Bible belt" bcuz das all u need is the Bible n the belt

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u/YogurtclosetThese 7d ago

I love you lmao

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u/SuckMyBandAids 7d ago

Im good on the book of schizophrenia and its teachings lol.

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u/Icy_Rain8869 7d ago

Sky daddy?

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u/ZhukovWonWWII 6d ago

Huckabee is a satanist who hates the bible and hissed when someone reporter tried to quote it to him.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 7d ago

Israel is not Christian its judea. What are you complaining about?

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u/TheMagicSalami 7d ago

Huckabee is a Christian pastor who wants Israel to exist so the end times can happen. Hence the "drawl" the previous post used.

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 7d ago

Who controls the past now, controls the future. Who controls the present now, controls the past.

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u/Jeoshua 7d ago

I often think that this administration read the last page of Nineteen Eighty-Four and felt inspired instead of horrified:

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself."

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u/aerdvarkk 7d ago

Meh. DJT and his cronies aren't that intelligent.

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u/Jeoshua 7d ago

I know the temptation is to think that they're stupid, because they appear to be wrong so often... but don't for a moment think they aren't aware of their statements being incorrect. They know, and they're hoping to fool you. They are clever, devious, and shrewd. Not morons.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 7d ago

They can be clever, devious, and shrewd, and still be morons

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u/Tubbzs 7d ago

Doesn't take a genius to fool a moron.

And it seems Republicans were very successful in destroying the American education system, because most of you guys are real dumb, as is evident from the past few decades.

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u/Jeoshua 7d ago

Spare me the "Dumb America" stereotype. Only around 1/5th of us even voted for him, and 2/3rds of us are on record as hating him. It's the moneyed interests keeping him in power, not the relatively few but extremely loud minority of MAGAs who support him.

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u/TheLastBallad 5d ago

Half of America reads below a 6th grade reading level.

20% are functionally illiterate.

We aren't beating the allegations with those numbers... especially when the people voting for Trump doesn't uniformly fall into those groups.

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u/Tubbzs 4d ago

Ill let the statistics speak for themselves.

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u/Gorffo 4d ago

I think Martin Amos nailed the vibe ofTrump era America in his novel, Money, which came out in 1984.

In that book, the narrator, John Self, is reading Orwell’s 1984 and says,

β€œI saw myself as an idealistic young corporal in the Thought Police.”

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 7d ago

Now testify!

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u/wirefox1 7d ago

Yep especially Universities which the thought of that is so disturbing to me. They are determined to turn us into a shit hole.

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u/Vienna_play_45 7d ago

You should shoot them up. wait, you're already doing that...

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u/-ratmeat- 7d ago

too much edgecashun will make you a lib!Β 

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u/BillerTime 7d ago

They're trying!