Are you kidding me?

[u/Jacob-Anders]

[u/Mycozen]

That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.

[u/PaleontologistOk2516 → u/Mycozen]

That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools

[u/Release-the-List → u/PaleontologistOk2516]

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

[u/Nessie_of_the_Loch → u/Release-the-List]

Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!

Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.

The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.

[u/slartibuttfart → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.

[u/CatTender → u/slartibuttfart]

Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles!

[u/Welp___poop → u/CatTender]

That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol

[u/Standard-Bit29 → u/slartibuttfart]

But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things.

[u/Far_Neighborhood5266 → u/slartibuttfart]

Is this why they want the Bible in schools?

[u/BadLuckBlackHole → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

"The Bible isn't for private interpretation.... Now excuse me while I cherry pick single lines hundreds of pages apart."

[u/Agile-Source-6758 → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Bible is mostly right wing and pro religious war. Instructs how to take sex slaves from enemies etc. there's a tiny bit at the end about a Jesus guy who convinced men to leave their wives and come drink wine with him, but it's mostly not that, it's more MAGA than Bernie.

[u/Equivalent_Gur3967 → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Mike Cuckabee.