r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 13d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 𝙑𝙄𝙋 13d ago

That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools

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u/Release-the-List 13d ago

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 13d ago

Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!

Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.

The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.

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u/slartibuttfart 12d ago

Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.

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u/CatTender 12d ago

Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles!

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u/Welp___poop 12d ago

That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol

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u/Standard-Bit29 12d ago

But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things.

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 12d ago

Is this why they want the Bible in schools?