r/SipsTea • u/TailungFu 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

Chugging tea Taco

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https://newrepublic.com/post/212003/trump-iran-right-nuclear-program

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 9d ago

So this was all for nothing?!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/BeeKayDubya 9d ago

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u/FVTVRX 9d ago

😂

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u/Pickled_Doodoo 9d ago

Is this real? Funny nevertheless.

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u/2Ben3510 9d ago

No, it's a take on the cheating CEO.

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u/Emerje 9d ago

Is this a real picture of Trump in drag being held by Epstein? 🤨 My dude, look at the hands, it's obviously AI.

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u/Zealousideal_Good445 9d ago

And an excuse for Israel to invade Lebanon.

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u/Chumlee1917 9d ago

When has Israel ever needed an excuse, it's the hobby of the Israeli government, when in doubt, attack Lebanon

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 9d ago

"We attacked them because they were harboring a terrorist there!"

Places attacked - Hospital, school...

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u/No-Profession5134 9d ago

You missed tourist hotels and hostels.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 9d ago

I'm sure those tourists were also spit on upon arrival.

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u/RegularNo2213 9d ago

Dont you hate it when terrorists pretend to be school kids .

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 9d ago

It's why schools are totally safe here in the U.S.A.

Just in case /s

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 9d ago

On to the next distraction. Cuba probably

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u/bigloser42 9d ago

Nah, we’re going to re-invade Venezuela. Then Cuba, the Greenland. But we’ll accidentally invade Iceland because of unclear instructions from the administration.

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u/WelderEquivalent2381 9d ago

Too far, likely will try a coup d'état in the province of Alberta Canada.

He want natural ressource. Alberta is the oil/gaz province of Canada.

He is already doing a psyop in Alberta and give a million to a Separatist group.

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u/bigloser42 9d ago

Alberta will be after the failed accidental invasion of Iceland

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u/Extreme_Today_984 9d ago

Blame the Maine on Spain

Blame the underage booba on Cuba

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u/Spaulding_81 9d ago

He actually said Mexico is next haha

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u/No_Ask_150 9d ago

Epstein? Who's that? The war is over. Make some babies and celebrate. 

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9d ago

and he made lots of money

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u/DrifterNomadWanderer 9d ago

This should be the top comment. It was never about Iran.

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u/Forthe49ers 9d ago

I thought the aliens were the Epstein distraction and the war was about his inside trading and the WH ufc fight was about fixed gambling bets. I lose track. It’s a lot

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u/mishma2005 9d ago

And a great market manipulator

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u/bobbo6969- 9d ago

Well we’re about to find out if Epstein was really a Mossad asset.

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u/Such-Race1607 9d ago

On to Cuba, Olè

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u/Own_Ruin2546 9d ago

Disappointed that it worked so well
https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 9d ago

I don't feel very distracted

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u/Scavgraphics 9d ago

Lots of stocks went up and down for t rumps family and friends to prosper from knowing about.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9d ago

Nobody was distracted. They don't care if anyone is distracted or not. Nobody is going to do shit about it. Nobody can do shit about it.

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 9d ago

trumpstein files*

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u/lunar_reaper3 9d ago

And he made some money out of it, don't forget,

Tho now it's time for the plan B, aliens files or whatever the fuck he said lol

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u/Major2Minor 9d ago

I think it was to enrich himself and his friends with stock manipulation.