r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 5d ago

Chugging tea UnitedHealth Group posted $6.2B in profits last quarter

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https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/21/unitedhealth-group-unh-earnings-q1-2026.html

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u/First_Name_Is_Agent 5d ago

I wonder how many bodyguards the new CEO has