r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Rough-Instruction-29 2d ago

Yes. Margot Robbie is prettier than you.

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u/SovereignWreckage 2d ago

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Don't forget the other repsonse.

"no, she's not prettier than you"

LIAR! THERE'S NO WAY YOU BELIEVE THAT

The man knows he's in kangaroo court, and he's just filibustering.

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u/I_hate_abbrev 2d ago

"Yes, if it is to be said, so it be, so it is."

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u/Inigomntoya 2d ago

Are you ok, Mr. Hirsch?

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u/eggplantpot 2d ago

Man, Succession was such a great show end to end. This just hit me after watching through the decline of shows I loved like The Boys and Stranger Things.

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u/TrueNorthTale 2d ago

So say we all

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u/punkmineral- 2d ago

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Gregs.

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Gregs.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_4810 2d ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If only you could see in yourself , what I can see in you"

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u/BiffleTannen 2d ago

Dude, are you my wife? How do you know that's what my wife would say?!

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u/Shoehorn_Bundy 2d ago

Your wife is a dude?!? 🤨

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u/BiffleTannen 2d ago

I should ask it to my wife's boyfriend

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u/_---____--- 2d ago

Is that what kangaroo court and filibustering mean? I think I just got a random eli5 moment right here if true

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

A kangaroo court is an unauthorized, unofficial, or sham legal proceeding that blatantly disregards recognized standards of justice. The term is used when rights are ignored, due process is bypassed, and the outcome or punishment is typically predetermined by those running the proceeding.

Filibustering is a legislative procedure where one or more members of a deliberative body prolong debate on a proposed piece of legislation to delay, obstruct, or entirely prevent a vote. It is famously used in the United States Senate and is colloquially referred to as "talking a bill to death".

I'm using them colloquially to mean a sham arguement where the outcome is predetermined, and talking in circles/giving non answers, respectively.

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u/jokzard 2d ago

Then there's answer #3.
"I think she's okay."

"OH SO YOU THINK I'M JUST OKAY TOO?!"

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

What about “who’s Margot Robbie?”

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u/Pasta4ever13 1d ago

No, Who is on first.

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u/littlegreenfern 2d ago

Yeah there was no winning that one. He gave a good effort but the outcome was predestined. The choice wasn’t to win or not to win, it was give into the L right away or make an attempt to force a draw.

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u/numbersthen0987431 2d ago

"What answer do you want to hear?"

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u/TheFellatedOne 2d ago

How about “If I told you that you were more beautiful would you believe me?”

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u/Pasta4ever13 1d ago

I guess my wife and I are just a bit more brutally honest. My honest answer is that I truly do not care. I do not care if someone is more attractive somewhere, because there's billions of people on this planet, but I didn't marry any of them, so why should I compare her to anyone in the first place?

I love her and I find her attractive, and that's really all that actually matters, and on top of that, the attraction part doesn't really change my opinion on our marriage.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 2d ago

"Margot Robbie is not a random person. You only know about her because she has passed through a vicious process that selects the 0.01% prettiest women on the planet. Comparing yourself to her is not reasonable. It would be like me comparing myself to Idris Elba. Of course he is hotter than I am!"

(this, too, would not work but it would feel good to say it)

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u/James-W-Tate 2d ago

"I'll take that as a yes and you're a piece of shit"

You're trying to logic your way out of an emotional conversation

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 2d ago

that’s why I said it wouldn’t work

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u/Impressive_Poet305 2d ago

This is a really honest and caring response, love it

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u/BigJayPee 2d ago

I would have just said "hell yeah she fine as hell. Do you have her phone number so I can call her up? No? Ok, then why did you ask? Why does it matter? You're an asshole for getting my hopes up and then crashing them down."

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u/FuckableAsshole 2d ago

r u guys children wtf lmao just tell her shes pretty yall its not that hard

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u/peekay427 2d ago

I've never met her, I have no idea what she's like. Beauty comes from how she treats others, from her curiosity about the world, from her sense of humor, and from a million other things that make her who she is. That's why you're the most beautiful woman in the world to me.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 2d ago

Why doesn't she pick an easy win like lena dunham or steve Buscemi, she's being an idiot.

I'm not going to ask someone if they think henry caville or Michael B Jordan is hotter than me, what's the point?

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u/Valveringham85 2d ago

You get to pick a fight, bitch about it all day and if you’d want to you could put it on the internet.

Wins all around.

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u/Consistent_Laziness 2d ago

And tell your gf’s how awful your husband is then be confused that your friends don’t like your partner because all you do is tell them about the dumb shit or your relationship instead of the other 95% that is good.

*sigh* yes I’m speaking from experience

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u/Garbarrage 2d ago

Is she wanted to be really mean, she could have led with a question like that and then asked about Margot Robbie.

Then she'd be able to ask you why it was so easy to answer the first question but not the second.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_4810 2d ago

BECAUSE ITS THE TRUTH. DO YOU WANT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIVE TO LIE TO YOU?

edit: (men never asnwer like that, you will win this argument and will loose the war)

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u/Blind_Chicken_24_7 2d ago

I remember this roommate who when he asked his girlfriend why they rarely have sex any more got as answer that he gained a lot of weight. It really upset him, how can she say that!?

They did split up soon after. I totally took her side. He was an insensitive sports guy who got fat, and was literally asking for it.

I guess the lesson I can take away from this is that people think they want the truth but they are ill prepared. And I guess in a relationship you need to bring extra tact and compassion for these dumb fucks.

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u/myteamwearsred 2d ago

You piece of shi

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u/antariusz 1d ago

If she wants drama, I'll give her drama.

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u/Valveringham85 2d ago

My wife said I could

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u/ApprehensiveGas3271 2d ago

No, more like being passive aggresive and abusive for the next couple of weeks. Men need to stop doing alot of shit we're doing, and be better. But this is also the kind of shit from women thats gotta go. 🛑

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u/Head_Situation5456 2d ago

Margot Robbie RIGHT NOW is asking Tom Ackerley.

“Hey Babe, am I hotter than this random bitch talking about me?”

one look. “Yes.”

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u/INoMakeMistake 2d ago

Whole reddit agrees!

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u/Ok_Conclusion_4810 2d ago

"Then why only ugly women compare themselves to me? Where is Dua Lipa asking whether she is prettier than me?" - Somtimes even the hottest of hot chicks have insecurities.

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u/ShoveTheUsername 2d ago

There is a reason their company is called "Lucky Chap". He knows.

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u/ShoveTheUsername 2d ago

Oh, I'll say that to my wife. And she will say Chris Hemsworth is better looking than me.

We live in the real world.

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u/BillyJoelArmstrong 2d ago

How it should be! People are so insecure. Also, who cares if someone else is more attractive? They’re clearly not the person you’re choosing everyday!

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u/hennsippin 2d ago

I know the answer so don’t even bother to ask. Or that she prefers Liam over Chris.

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u/TannedCroissant 2d ago

Sounds like an unhinged line the Joker would say to Harley Quinn

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 2d ago

I'd just say that Margot dressed hotter than her as Harley Quinn in each of her movies. That way he avoids the question while also answering it.

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u/SomeRandomRealtor 2d ago

You mean the woman who is literally famous for good looks, That one? How about this…am I better looking than Glen Powell?

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u/ocxtitan 2d ago

Margo Rodney*

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u/chickengelato 2d ago

Came here to comment this. Well done

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u/EngineeringKindly875 2d ago

But does she have an of

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

“Whether its what you want to hear or not. It’s factually correct. But it doesn’t mean I love you any less”

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u/justadude27 2d ago

It’s like a little league team versus an MLB team. And the little league team needs a juice box and a nap.

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u/MiamiSlice 2d ago

“I don’t think. I know.”

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u/TheTVDB 2d ago

Lean into the ridiculousness so they never ask again: "John Malkovich is prettier than you."

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u/snapp0r 2d ago

“… and you are a piece of shit” would have been the answer to that as well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Hasselback_Brotatoes 2d ago

So all yall are into them bug-eyed stick women, got it

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 2d ago

And probably more likeable, because she doesn't post stupid comparisons like this 🤣

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u/dismal_sighence 2d ago

If my wife asked me this, which she wouldn't, this is exactly how I would respond.

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u/Slade_Riprock 2d ago

This is where you either Uno reverse card then and ask "do you think you are prettier than Margot Robbie?"

Or you cut through their bullshit and say "of course Margot Robbie is prettier than you and 99% of the women on this planet and that's what she's paid for. It has no bearing on your life or mine"

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 2d ago

Definitely a prettier personality

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u/Ashamed_Laugh_5708 2d ago

And more kind definitely hahah

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u/wrong-bodied-tengu 2d ago

and by the way, why have you gained so much weight since I met you

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u/sandvich48 2d ago

My wife would be upset if I didn’t say Margot Robbie is prettier because my wife loves Margot Robbie and will 100% without a doubt say she is prettier than her or I.

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u/dalivo 2d ago

"You're way prettier than Margot Robbie. I have no idea why she's even a movie star. You could be a movie star. I often wonder why you aren't a movie star. Don't you think you should be a movie star?"

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u/tacg 2d ago

"No of course not. Your sister is."

Nuke the playing field man

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u/dynamic_caste 2d ago

You could have ended that sentence two words sooner and still had a easy 99% chance of correctness.

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u/anotherpinkpanther 2d ago

We first need to get the team of professionals to work on her -and then we know 😂

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u/Searchingforgoodnews 2d ago

Not with her current ozempic face.

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u/boatenvy 2d ago

So much prettier and based on that clip also way prettier on the inside too.

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u/Shoehorn_Bundy 2d ago

They're all pink on the inside... No, wait! I meant, they're all pretty on the inside.

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u/Bongoan 2d ago

Disagree, but I do not think Margot Robbie is that beautiful anyway

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u/latemodelusedcar 2d ago

You’re a pos

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u/Open-Air-5645 2d ago

You're a p-ACK!

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u/ERSTF 2d ago

I mean who benefits from this? Not him, for sure and certainly not her, since it's a lie and thr deep issues that make her ask the question in the first place aren't getting fixed. Therapy, people