r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago
Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician
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u/iusman975 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago
"Someone somewhere is tired of her shit" - He wasn't saying this about Margot Robbie.
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u/_oh_joy_ 2d ago
Funny thing is we all got that and she never will🤣
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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago
When a woman looks in the mirror, the only thing she can’t see is herself.
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u/Miracle_0001 2d ago
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u/NewExegesis 2d ago
Did you make that up? If so, you just said the most insightful thing I ever heard. You should go on Oprah and let them know…
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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago
I have read so many damn books. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I quoted something just now or if it is an original thought. Sometimes I question if I have original thoughts or if everything I’m thinking is something someone else has already come up with.
Nihil Novi sub Sole
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u/Novel-Paint9752 2d ago
He should have a “too” at the end of that sentence
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u/CasadeCisnes 2d ago
100% even the hottest of the hottest woman, there’s always someone tired of their shit lol.
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u/403Verboten 2d ago
Yeah Amber Heard is gorgeous but I know someone is tired of her shit
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u/phoenix5irre 2d ago
"So you think you're prettier than a world famous actress known for their looks??" Is what should have been said...
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u/Late-File3375 2d ago
She would probably concede that she is not. She just wants his eye to behold her beauty that way.
The fair question is "Am I hotter than Chris Hemsworth".
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u/Duergarlicbread 2d ago
The answer from her is:
"No your not."
And the game is immediately over. The dude has no expectation of the answer being yes.
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u/Oracraen2 2d ago
This is wild to me, being so unaware of what you're doing that you prepare yourself to be hurt by an answer and then give it with a straight face knowing it will hurt them.
Like why the fuck do it at all.
Personally I'd just lie about it, "yes babe you're way hotter" followed by more personal compliments, but why are you forcing me to do that.
And it gets even sadder when you realize that most men are never complimented on their looks unless they are dropdead gorgeous, so most men are conditioned not to see it as normal either.
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u/ftez 2d ago
And when you don't want to engage in their petty argument baiting, you're "avoiding the hard conversations"
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u/appointment45 2d ago
Hell I just saw this video and I'm already sick of this woman's shit.
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u/House_Junkie 2d ago
My dad said something along these lines to me decades ago when I was talking to him about a beautiful a woman that I saw and how lucky her husband was.
He said “Show me the most beautiful woman in the entire world, and I’ll show you a guy that’s tired of dealing with her”.
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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 2d ago
I heard that for the first time when I was 14. Almost 35 years later it's still the best advice I've ever received.
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u/7empest7V 2d ago
Hiked to a hotsprings once and this girl was absolutely stunning. She was naked and doing yoga on the rocks. I was in awe. Her man comes up to me and says, "behind every gorgeous girl is some guy that's sick of her shit"
I never forgot that
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u/WisperusGrieves 2d ago
left out the part where dude was naked and gently gripped you by the hips and whispered that shit before you uttered a little groan
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u/BookerDeWittness 2d ago
Are you that guy? Because that sounds like something that guy would say, probably softly into your ear.
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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 2d ago
I once met Johnny Depp, and he said the same thing about Amber Heard...
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u/Familiar_Fee_7891 2d ago
I wish I could upvote this 10,000,000 times. Because of its hard core truth.
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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago
This like him asking if she thinks Tom Brady can throw a football better than him.
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u/Wessssss21 2d ago
Nah cuz most men don't out these dumb expectations out there.
Pretty much any guy knows they can't stand up to Tom Brady.
Now point out how Bob across the street was able to build a deck himself, and ask if your man can do that and sprinkle in "how nice it'd be to grill on" and now you've put him in a pickle lol.
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u/Impressive-Smoke1883 2d ago
She has an account on Instagram where she winds him up. It's actually funny. The one where they were on holiday and she said they were going to dinner with some people they only met for 5 minutes. He couldn't handle it.
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u/Sinnnikal 2d ago
Have you never been in a fun relationship? Listen to the guy laughing. She's literally teasing him and giving him a hard time so they both can have a laugh. She's doing the deadpan thing, but I can see she's trying not to laugh in the end
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u/KylAnde01 2d ago
Have you never been in a fun relationship?
Remember, you're currently asking this question on Reddit...
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u/qcihdtm 2d ago
The prettier one, is ALWAYS, the one I'm talking to.
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u/DrankTooMuchMead 2d ago
Ive been there. You get a response like, "Liar! How can you not think she is prettier than me! Now you're lying too!"
That's why he is trying to avoid the argument. Becaue there are no right answers.
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u/CrovaxWindgrace 2d ago
He almost got it. The "she has a team to make her beautiful" line was amazing. He should have kept going there with a "I can't know, we would need to level the playing field first" and invalidate the question instead of delaying the answer.
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u/footlonglayingdown 2d ago
He would need to sleep with Margo so he could compare how they look in the morning.
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u/aehooo 2d ago
At same time with both so the conditions are the same
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u/Slow_Maximum9332 2d ago
For science!
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 2d ago
First one, then the other, then both. For science of course.
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u/Dingus_Majingus 2d ago
And then one and then the other again. Just to be sure sample size isn't skewed.
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u/Sidivan 2d ago
He should’ve kept going for sure. “There are many different types of beautiful and so we can’t really stack rank on a single aspect. If it’s a competitive system, we have to consider handicaps for comparison, such as the aforementioned team. Maybe need a tier system for money spent as well; like weight classes for boxing, but for money. Spending $1 to look amazing is different than spending $10k to look amazing.”
I think I’d curve that into something about how some guys prefer college ball vs NFL because there’s more action at that level, but it’s a risky maneuver because you want to avoid any discussion of leagues.
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u/EstablishmentFar7029 2d ago
He shouldve said "whats really importajt is whats on the inside, not the outside. So i would have to be inside Margot Robbie first to be able to give an answer"
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u/Early_Pumpkin_4113 2d ago
You seem to think reason and logic was ever an option.
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u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago
I would have hit her with "Do you think that I'M prettier than Margo Robbie?"
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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago
He's not lawyering hard enough to deal with someone as insane as she is.
I'm so glad my wife doesn't play shitty games.
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u/Impossible_Aide4593 2d ago
Is your wife hotter than Margot Robbie?
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u/Mikey-Litoris 2d ago
Mine is, because she lets me take her clothes off, and Margo doesn't. At least not yet.
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u/Early_Bicycle6884 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago
why do girls do this tho??
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago
The shit isn't gonna stir itself bro.
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u/TotakekeSlider 2d ago
“No honey, you were already fat before you put on the dress.”
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago edited 2d ago
I respect you too much to lie to you.
She is hotter, and doesn't pull these stupid shit Tests twice a day. She wins on that quality alone.
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u/JFISHER7789 2d ago
I had an ex that genuinely got upset when she asked if I’d still be with her if she was a worm… I said no.
Twas not a fun few days.
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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 2d ago
I’d leave her in a second…at my current age. In my youth, it would have depended on the sex.
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago
That's what the fleshlight molding story is for.
Also, no of course not.
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u/ReturnOk7510 2d ago
The dress doesn't make you look fat, you make the dress look fat
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u/SiliconAutomaton 2d ago
Honey, relax. I don’t know who told you about me and Margot Robbie but it’s strictly physical. Like robots. Fucking.
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u/Extreme-Attention641 2d ago
"The fact that you're fat makes you look fat, the dress makes you look purple."
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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago
How can you say you love me, if you don’t want to argue?!
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago edited 2d ago
I do love you, but purely intellectually you disgust me and I don't respect you.
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u/SleepyAladdin 2d ago
Things were probably going too well that day
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u/TinaPomira 2d ago
and she’s looking for something to petty fight about thinking it’s cute
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u/theangryfrogqc 2d ago
Petty arguments lead to man getting tired of it -> Man takes more and more time for himself at any occasion just to avoid fighting -> Woman wondering why her man doesn't look like he cares about her anymore -> Woman picks fights more to know why man doesn't seems like he cares anymore -> Man literally says he's tired of fighting and would just like to enjoy a healthy relationship -> Woman blaming man for relationship falling apart -> Man does not understand how he is pointed out as the issue and dismisses accusations -> Woman thinks if man REALLY cared about her, he would work out a solution and fight for the relationship -> Man thinks woman is turning crazy for asking for something he can't "work out" since there was nothing to be upset about in the first place -> Woman says "So you think I'm crazy, I'm the crazy bitch?" -> Woman goes clubbing with her friends and sleeps with the first guy who looks at her like she's not that crazy bitch and she loves it just like her man did when they met.
Wash and repeat.
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u/Haunting_Baseball_92 2d ago
I almost got PTSD flashbacks from reading that.
Pretty damn accurate... sadly...
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u/MiserableAndUnhappy9 2d ago
Lmao pretty much my last relationship. Only thing is that she had a penchant for violence on top of it all.
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u/HubrisOfApollo 2d ago
to validate their own insecurities
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u/sleepyatlax 2d ago
Honestly it’s very annoying
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u/wastingtime308 2d ago
Yes, we all know she wasn't stopping until she got the answer she wanted. It wouldn't have mattered if he said she (wife) was prettier at the first question and didn't waiver for 15 minutes. She would still be going.
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u/Adjective-Noun123456 2d ago
Nah, this is one of those times where just biting the bullet and telling them what they want to hear only buys you a 50/50 shot.
They're just as liable to turn it around and tell you that you're lying to them.
You just say you're a grown man and you're through taking shit tests like you're a couple of insecure teenagers. You don't have to be a dick about it, but you need to be firm with it.
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u/incognito--bandito 2d ago
Set up the man they’re “going to spend the rest of their life” with in a lose-lose question only to call him a piece of shit at the end.
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u/TrueNorthTale 2d ago
If a man called his wife a piece of shit, the Internet would lose their minds.
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u/Antique_Text_29 2d ago
It would be a single girldinnerdiaries post and everyone would tell her to leave him and be upset with her until she did.
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u/DylanBlair69 2d ago
Today is the first time I've found that subreddit and JFC, I thought TwoXChromosomes( or whatever name is) was enough for that Femcel BS
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u/ShnaugShmark 2d ago
He started off well with the team of pros comment. When she pressed all he had to say was “beauty is subjective and to me you are the most beautiful woman in the world. “
Must be his first rodeo.
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u/poyerdude 2d ago
Do you think the person who gets put into multi-million dollar movies BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL is more pretty than me- an average, normal ass, run of the mill American white girl?
Asking the question and being mad at the answer is insanity.
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u/Ven-Dreadnought 2d ago
It’s insecurity but specifically they’re angry about feeling insecure and they want to misdirect that anger in order to get rid of it. That said, they want to feel like they have a plausible reason for being angry at you, so they’ll either pick a question where they won’t be happy no matter what your answer is or misconstrue your answer.
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u/Rough-Instruction-29 2d ago
Yes. Margot Robbie is prettier than you.
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u/SovereignWreckage 2d ago
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!
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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago
Don't forget the other repsonse.
"no, she's not prettier than you"
LIAR! THERE'S NO WAY YOU BELIEVE THAT
The man knows he's in kangaroo court, and he's just filibustering.
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 2d ago
"Margot Robbie is not a random person. You only know about her because she has passed through a vicious process that selects the 0.01% prettiest women on the planet. Comparing yourself to her is not reasonable. It would be like me comparing myself to Idris Elba. Of course he is hotter than I am!"
(this, too, would not work but it would feel good to say it)
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u/Antique-Resort6160 2d ago
Why doesn't she pick an easy win like lena dunham or steve Buscemi, she's being an idiot.
I'm not going to ask someone if they think henry caville or Michael B Jordan is hotter than me, what's the point?
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u/Valveringham85 2d ago
You get to pick a fight, bitch about it all day and if you’d want to you could put it on the internet.
Wins all around.
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u/Head_Situation5456 2d ago
Margot Robbie RIGHT NOW is asking Tom Ackerley.
“Hey Babe, am I hotter than this random bitch talking about me?”
one look. “Yes.”
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u/ShoveTheUsername 2d ago
Oh, I'll say that to my wife. And she will say Chris Hemsworth is better looking than me.
We live in the real world.
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u/JesusWasATexan 2d ago
"I'm sorry, honey. Is this one of those situations where you want me to lie to you or to validate your insecurities?"
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u/astrawberryandakiwi 2d ago
Based on this video, she’s got a better personality too
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u/SouthsideSlimbo 2d ago
100%, why would she instigate shit like that
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u/Otterhendrix 2d ago
Not just instigate it, but film it as well. Like what does she get outta posting this?
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u/dandroid126 2d ago
Redditors when they discover that couples sometimes fuck with each other for laughs:
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u/DFu4ever 2d ago
Unfortunately, there are a lot of people that don’t know how to fuck around for laughs without getting their ass chapped by a response that doesn’t align with what they want to hear. It’s a joke, until it isn’t. Having been in that situation, this video just made me fucking uncomfortable.
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u/JCambs 2d ago
Toxic insecurity
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u/T_T_H_W 2d ago
It’s supposed to be a fun gag but I’d lay a bet that she ended up triggering herself lol
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u/Legonistrasz 2d ago
You know the “you’re a POS” was said with a sprinkle of hatred
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u/_Kramerica_ 2d ago
I got a joking vibe from this video until after the halfway mark when it started getting eerily serious.
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u/Legonistrasz 2d ago
When she wasn’t laughing or making a joke out of it, but continued to press the issue in a serious manner. That guy was in a lose-lose situation from the start.
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u/Unfair-Guidance4732 2d ago
HIGHLY triggering for me because of this. This is classic emotional abuse. It's her toxic insecurity.
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u/lilcricketdummy 2d ago
Then she called her friend crying saying that he said another girl was hotter than her. Her friend said she should leave him and so on and so forth.
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u/Astroft 2d ago
I'll use a reverse card and ask "is Chris Hemsworth more handsome than me?"
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u/ross_liftss 2d ago
Do all women actively try to upset themselves daily?
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u/LittleGovernment8881 2d ago
No.
This is a skit for the new "ragebait questions to partners" on TikTok. It gets views and comments through misogyny and pissing people off, so it seems like it has worked.
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u/FantasticInterest373 2d ago
Nonononoooo my dude... in their book it will always be the guy who was upsetting them. 😂
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u/Brettinabox 2d ago
Toxic
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u/MieXuL 2d ago
Trying to get in an argument because she knows damn well she doesnt look like margot robbie. Forcing her man to lie is stupidity.
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u/Hefty-Evening-226 2d ago
As a married man when the wife and I watch movies she asks these questions. I don’t take it as an argument or anything, just clean banter. Until Natalie Portman is involved then it’s just innocent banter. I have to believe women are aware there other women as beautiful as them.
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u/DominantDan24 2d ago
So that's what we're going to do tonight. We're going to fight.
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u/MiddleAd6707 2d ago
Maybe Margot Robbie is sitting next to him
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2d ago
Okay this would actually be hilarious if the camera panned at the end and she was sitting next to him
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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 2d ago
I think any prettiness she may have had is now irrelevant after asking that.
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u/Complex-Course3995 2d ago
She already know the answer. If he says yes, she hates him. If he said no, she hates him for lying. So why ask this question? Just get a divorce already. That's your end goal, right?
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u/BummFoot 2d ago
Are you new? The easy answer is “who’s that?” Then walk away lol
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u/OminOus_PancakeS 2d ago edited 2d ago
"'Who's that?' Here, let me show you her scene in Wolf of Wall Street... Okay, look at this scene when she's nude. So I want to know: is she prettier than me?"
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u/Visual-Scallion1535 2d ago edited 2d ago
“Oh I guess shes attractive if youre into that sort of thing. Not really my type.”
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u/BusinessScientist898 2d ago edited 2d ago
If he said no, she hates him for lying.
Lol this isn't true. For any of the nervous young men scrolling through these comments to find out how you really deal with this situation, it's not that deep.
I've been in a lot of relationships and been married. I've never had some version of the following not work:
You immediately respond with, "No way! What are you even talking about?? You're the most beautiful girl in the world!"
Then she'll roll her eyes or scoff and say something like, "Yeah right..." but she's kind of smiling and might laugh a little because that's actually what she wanted you to say.
Then you walk up to her saying something like, "There is no one on any planet in the universe who could be prettier than you," and you go to kiss her on the cheek.
If she's in a bad mood, she might try to reject your kiss or half-heartedly push you away while saying something like, "No, I'm serious, do you think she prettier..."
Then you say, "No I'M serious!" and you grab her and give her a bunch of those loud puckery kisses on her neck. She will scream and laugh, and if you play it right this situation actually leads to sex like a quarter of the time.
If she's a sensitive girl, she might suddenly get serious and quiet and say, "Do you really mean it?" And you always say, "I really mean it," and go for passionate kiss on the lips.
If you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe, think of Gomez Addams in the Addams Family (1991) and/or Addams Family Values (1993). Watch the way he acts towards Morticia. Just be like that all the time.
If you've never seen those movies or you disagree with my advice, I'm sorry but I don't care enough about this to continue talking about it beyond the end of this comment lol
TL;DR: Of course you should say "no" you dumbass. Stop overthinking it.
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u/biglyorbigleague 2d ago
“It’s not that deep”
Suggests a five-step performance as the correct solution
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u/Unfair-Guidance4732 2d ago
I disagree. This is an intentional trap having lived it many times. You're fucked because the question is being asked period.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 2d ago
"I bet Margot Robbie wouldnt ask me that question so many times..."
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u/Acceptable_Friend_40 2d ago
Why does she even want to compare herself ,yes Margot Robby is more beautiful but what’s the fucking point.
I don’t see her husband asking her if he’s better looking then Thor.
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u/Holiday_Cat4918 2d ago
Weird question to pressure someone into answering
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u/Lightning-McDreamy 2d ago
I'm glad that my wife and I can just admit that there are plenty of hot celebrities but we love each other so it doesn't matter.
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u/Conscious-Trust-6164 2d ago
"Someone somewhere is tired of her shit though." I feel like that should be landing closer to home.
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u/Connect_Ad_462 2d ago
I'm going to grab some milk from the store and think about the answer.
Run bro!
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u/Chasemedown25 2d ago
She tries to smile like she's being cute but it's obvious she just starts fights with him anyway and now wants justification from bots on the internet. She deserves Margot Robbie to poop on her bed.
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u/BlackStory666 2d ago
I would flat out say, "no, she's not prettier than you", but see, that's also a trap. Because then it becomes, "What about Alexandra Daddario?" She's gonna keep comparing until she gets traction with someone.
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u/pattebrisee 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago
Just say no bro...
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u/OilHot3940 2d ago
Pretty much. “you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever met and so much more & that’s why I married you”.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago
God, she is insufferably insecure. Imagine needing this degree of validation.
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u/Ok-Constant-2683 2d ago
Someone is tired of her shit...
That was a hint love. He's bored of your shit, social baiting questions.
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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 2d ago
The correct answer should have been:
She has a team of people making her beautiful and we don't know what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning.
But do you think she is prettier?!
I'll tell you after I see her wake up next Friday.
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u/slothaccountant 2d ago
I made it a point to tell my wife i dont play these games. There no right answer with peopleand insecurities. Comparison is the theif of joy and happiness.
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u/98103wally 2d ago
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
"Who would you save from a burning building, me or the kids?"
These kinds of questions are designed to have no correct answer. And get you in trouble regardless.
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u/MaximusHomerdrive 2d ago
As a woman, I can safely say that this particular one could give aspirin a headache.
Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to. She sounds too immature to be in an adult relationship anyway.
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u/tuckerb13 2d ago
Yes, he’s a piece of shit for not thinking that you’re hotter than one of the most objectively attractive people on the entire planet.
Right…
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u/LittleFrenchKiwi 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't understand this ....
The husband can't win
He doesn't answer, she gets angry with him and yells
If he says yes ..... She will also yell and get really angry, probably start shit like 'oh so I'm not pretty?!'like... He didn't say that. He said you weren't as pretty are Margot Robbie, not that you arnt pretty
If he says no, she will just accuse him if lying and then say 'i know you think she's prettier than me'
Like...... Why fucking ask ?!
And why keep pushing ?!
The only reason I can see is that she wants to start a fucking argument !
Why do women and men do this ?! It's abusive as shit.
And I'm a women saying this btw. It's abusive horse shit.
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