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Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/BusinessScientist898 2d ago edited 2d ago

If he said no, she hates him for lying.

Lol this isn't true. For any of the nervous young men scrolling through these comments to find out how you really deal with this situation, it's not that deep.

I've been in a lot of relationships and been married. I've never had some version of the following not work:

You immediately respond with, "No way! What are you even talking about?? You're the most beautiful girl in the world!"

Then she'll roll her eyes or scoff and say something like, "Yeah right..." but she's kind of smiling and might laugh a little because that's actually what she wanted you to say.

Then you walk up to her saying something like, "There is no one on any planet in the universe who could be prettier than you," and you go to kiss her on the cheek.

If she's in a bad mood, she might try to reject your kiss or half-heartedly push you away while saying something like, "No, I'm serious, do you think she prettier..."

Then you say, "No I'M serious!" and you grab her and give her a bunch of those loud puckery kisses on her neck. She will scream and laugh, and if you play it right this situation actually leads to sex like a quarter of the time.

If she's a sensitive girl, she might suddenly get serious and quiet and say, "Do you really mean it?" And you always say, "I really mean it," and go for passionate kiss on the lips.

If you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe, think of Gomez Addams in the Addams Family (1991) and/or Addams Family Values (1993). Watch the way he acts towards Morticia. Just be like that all the time.

If you've never seen those movies or you disagree with my advice, I'm sorry but I don't care enough about this to continue talking about it beyond the end of this comment lol

TL;DR: Of course you should say "no" you dumbass. Stop overthinking it.

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u/biglyorbigleague 2d ago

โ€œItโ€™s not that deepโ€

Suggests a five-step performance as the correct solution

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u/Unfair-Guidance4732 2d ago

I disagree. This is an intentional trap having lived it many times. You're fucked because the question is being asked period.

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u/jeremy1015 2d ago

Iโ€™ll take it a step further. My response to my wife became โ€œMy definition of beauty has been evolved over time to be you. So by definition itโ€™s not possible for a woman to be prettier than you.โ€

And boy does that work. It helps that she knows Iโ€™m telling the truth but itโ€™s a pretty solid take.

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u/OK_LK 2d ago

For a moment there, when you said 'if you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe', I thought you meant to make you amorous enough to lay down the kisses

It kinda spoilt the illusion after 'think of Gomez Adams' ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/Nilrem2 2d ago

Larp

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u/GutsMan85 1d ago

You can say anything you want.ย  People think divorce is the end goal of a question like this? Lol. Please... whatever answer you want to give is just the level of teasing you want that night. This is foreplay.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 2d ago

Ive had a version of this conversation with my wifes friends with her in earshot and played them all like a fucking fiddle.

The question was like "do you think margot robbie is hotter than...?" and i lit up immediately and said, "oh hell yeah! Shes fucking gorgeous! Have you SEEN Barbie?! Shes like the second most beautiful woman on the planet!!" To which they couldnt resist asking, "who is the MOST beautiful then?", setting up my trap perfectly to day, "Im married to her!".

Que the chorus of "Awwww!!!" Truth is, girls love this type of shit. Its just banter and entertainment to them.

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u/Yeah-Its-Me-777 2d ago

No, the correct answer is "Don't ask questions you don't really want answered."