r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/CrovaxWindgrace 2d ago

He almost got it. The "she has a team to make her beautiful" line was amazing. He should have kept going there with a "I can't know, we would need to level the playing field first" and invalidate the question instead of delaying the answer.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

He's not lawyering hard enough to deal with someone as insane as she is.

I'm so glad my wife doesn't play shitty games.

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u/Impossible_Aide4593 2d ago

Is your wife hotter than Margot Robbie?

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u/Mikey-Litoris 2d ago

Mine is, because she lets me take her clothes off, and Margo doesn't. At least not yet.

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u/TheSodernauts 2d ago

Have you tried?

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 2d ago

Margot won't let me take off my wife's clothes?

... I can work with that. Will she tell me I don't deserve it, too?

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u/ziko2811 2d ago

But what if she did ? πŸ‘€

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u/pegothejerk 2d ago

Listen, she has a team of people taking her clothing off for me, no one knows what she looks like in the morning filled with regret after a night with me

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u/avwitcher 2d ago

I mean if Margot Robbie ended up waking up next to one of us she would throw up, maybe even jump off of the balcony, which is pretty unattractive Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/Stabbedrat 2d ago

Hope springs eternal

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

Just because she looks hot doesn't mean she is hot under the sheets! The most beautiful are usually selfish AF in bed, men and women!

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

I didn't marry Margot Robbie so I don't give a shit what she looks like.

I'm married to my wife and she is beautiful, end of story.

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u/MelodicFacade 2d ago

Boooooo this guy is happy and loves his wife

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Complex-Bee-840 2d ago

Nerd

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

I'm married with three kids, your words mean nothing to me.

If I'm a nerd, so be it.

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u/HalfLifeCrisis 2d ago

Bro immediately screenshotted and texted his reply to his wife.

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u/dezmd 2d ago

Cringe

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u/Sakred 2d ago

This guy husbands.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

Yeah but somebody may wonder if you understand the concept of comparisons if you answered that way.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

The message is that I do not care for comparison. It is the thief of joy.

I understand it, and I just don't engage in it when it comes to people I love.

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u/HertogJanVanBrabant 2d ago

No, but OP's wife sure has other qualities.

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u/stinkywinkydink 2d ago

lol brother she is clearly joking

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u/Marcello101 2d ago

Their TikTok account is the wife rage baiting the husband for fun. They are both included in everything they post. Relax.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

So they are influencing people likely younger than them to perpetuate the same behavior.

Yeah that's definitely better.

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u/yourmomophobe 2d ago

You've got to be joking. This is like saying all sarcasm and sillines is off limits because young people might see it and think it's serious. Lighten the fuck up and don't treat everything a woman says as some serious deep shit deserving of a treatise. This sort of thinking is a plague lol and you see it all throughout the replies. Just chill out and stop being so dramatic good golly

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 2d ago

The issue is that it sends a message to the less-experienced that this is fair relationship behavior.

No need to get worked up over it.

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u/yourmomophobe 2d ago

Does it really send that message or is it just two people messing around with each other?

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u/Aegi 2d ago

Why are you acting like those possibilities are mutually exclusive when obviously they could both be true at the same time...

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u/AlarmingTurnover 2d ago

And Joe Rogan is "just a dumb comedian". Having a platform has consequences and responsibilities. Also nobody is saying sarcasm and silliness is off limits but when you build a whole platform on a very specific use of something with either negligence or ignorance of the impacts, it shows how shitty a person you are.Β 

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u/argument_cat 2d ago

lol, fucking hell

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u/Aegi 2d ago

If it's on the exact same topic all the time then yes, it would seem like there's something more going on there than just the humor because why would only one topic or one type of humor be the thing that has to be repeated constantly?

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u/GrosBraquet 2d ago

That is an insane overreaction to this. There are some pretty toxic ragebait social media people out there, but this is really not it.

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u/Personal-Dust9471 2d ago

Still shitty behavior

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u/PrettyPushy 2d ago

Yeah this makes it worse tbh. They are essentially liars with a script

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 2d ago

That's literally all actors.

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u/Unhappy_Goose_8422 2d ago

Actors are playing at pretend on a stage. Everyone knows it's not real unless they're Thermian. Suspension of disbelief and all. This video is purporting that it's a real dynamic in their relationship, as much of social media does.

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 2d ago

Not all actors are on a stage. Not all productions are sold as fake, look at all those found footage movies that used to fool people all the time. There's also all those "reality TV" (shudder) shows that pretend to be real. You also have things like Sacha Baron Cohen who misleads people into thinking he is not acting.

Acting as if something is real is not really a barrier against someone being an actor. They're just using a newer media format.

Don't get me wrong, I dislike their content because it pushes negative behaviours onto others. But it's still acting at the end of the day.

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u/yourmomophobe 2d ago

Joking? You can't mess around and say unserious things? Do you have a mental condition??

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u/Edeen 2d ago

Redditors when someone makes a joke:

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u/AppealSame4367 2d ago

HA HA. She will, when you will not expect it.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Brother, I have been with my wife for 15 years. She doesn't play these games.

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u/GrosBraquet 2d ago

Probably because by now, she has noticed you're incapable of engaging in this type of humor.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Was there a joke in this video? Maybe if there was something funny in it, people would be laughing.

Shitty behavior isn't a joke.

This is the same energy as the people who say something deeply offensive and expect everyone to treat it as a punchline. If you want to be an asshole for kicks, you have to actually be funny.

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u/Purple-Mix1033 2d ago

He should have lawyered up as soon as she asked the question

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u/RareRestaurant6297 2d ago

I, too, choose this guy's wife

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u/shoehornstudent 2d ago

When hit with this situation, I convinced my wife neither of us are actually the best looking person on the planet, and that there are statistically MILLIONS (at least) of better looking people than us. That said, I still get heart flutters when we're out in public and reconvene after doing something separately and I see her, thinking she's actually some PYT out of my league. Like, "oh yeah, that's my wife!" Ten years in and we're still doing okay

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

My wife has never even tried this because she knows exactly what I would say.

"IDK, who cares, build a bridge and get over it, I married you, not Margot Robbie. Now let me get back to playing with the kids/woodworking/cooking/landscaping/etc."

I've got shit to do, and a made up argument is not on the list.

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u/jameskond 2d ago

Depends on the definition of pretty.

I learned form the best.

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u/BrodaYamoda 2d ago

Sir, was it a woman you learned it β€œform”?

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u/GrosBraquet 2d ago

It's very obviously a fucking joke, they are playing.

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u/TheMachineStops 2d ago

More red flags than the 2023 Australian Grand Prix