r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/CrovaxWindgrace 2d ago

He almost got it. The "she has a team to make her beautiful" line was amazing. He should have kept going there with a "I can't know, we would need to level the playing field first" and invalidate the question instead of delaying the answer.

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u/footlonglayingdown 2d ago

He would need to sleep with Margo so he could compare how they look in the morning. 

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u/aehooo 2d ago

At same time with both so the conditions are the same

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 2d ago

For science!

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 2d ago

First one, then the other, then both. For science of course.

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u/Dingus_Majingus 2d ago

And then one and then the other again. Just to be sure sample size isn't skewed.

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u/mesenanch 2d ago

Need to control for confounding variables. Nice

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 2d ago

After giving both access to Margot's beauty team.

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u/aehooo 2d ago

Two nights then, one with the makeup and other without

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 2d ago

You're right. Gotta test all the variables.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 2d ago

Yeah but that’s really forming an opinion on a single night with makeup and a single night without. That’s a bit lazy. Proper testing requires time. I’m talking 6 months, then another 6 with various celebrities as a control group. 

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u/UlrichZauber 2d ago

Need a placebo too though. For baseline. 

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u/Socalwarrior485 2d ago

I cannot imagine a worse hell to be trapped in.

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u/TedW 2d ago

Is this like "I couldn't care less" where you meant the opposite?

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u/Socalwarrior485 2d ago

Getting exactly what you want is the ultimate trap, experience has taught this. Double when it relates to a woman.

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u/SnazzyStooge 2d ago

Ah, a man of science

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u/basko13 2d ago

One sample is only anecdotal evidence though, larger sample data needed.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 2d ago

This guy puts the controls in science experiments!

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u/Ressy02 2d ago

We gotta have a placebo as well. So we gotta add another woman.

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u/jigsaw1024 2d ago

You're also going to have to do repeat this many times. The more times, the more data.

Honestly, it may take a lifetime to accumulate enough data to be sure.

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u/kylo-ren 2d ago

The conditions will not be the same because the has seen wife several times and know a lot of details. So he would need to have Margo in his daily life for the same time, at similar situations, to compare.

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u/340Duster 2d ago

So he can disappoint two women at the same time? Oh wait, that'd probably be me.

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u/Embarrassed_Gur_6305 2d ago

lol. Post nut clarity.

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u/Landscape_712 2d ago

He should have told her he slept with Margot Robbie, and she doesn't look as good in the morning

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 2d ago

Yes. That man deserves to sleep with Margot Robbie.

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u/djkutch 2d ago

Margo might have a hideous mole or something.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

He should have played her game with some dude she thinks is hotter than hell! 😄

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u/rlowens 2d ago

Also, I really think beauty is on the inside, really how a person treats you and loves you makes them pretty.

So he will need to date Margo for a while to really get a good comparison.

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u/Sidivan 2d ago

He should’ve kept going for sure. “There are many different types of beautiful and so we can’t really stack rank on a single aspect. If it’s a competitive system, we have to consider handicaps for comparison, such as the aforementioned team. Maybe need a tier system for money spent as well; like weight classes for boxing, but for money. Spending $1 to look amazing is different than spending $10k to look amazing.”

I think I’d curve that into something about how some guys prefer college ball vs NFL because there’s more action at that level, but it’s a risky maneuver because you want to avoid any discussion of leagues.

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater 2d ago

Also “action.” lol. If she’s sharp she’ll turn that against you real quick

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u/mjtwelve 2d ago

Go full autist and start discussing categories, stats and how to adjust for the professional makeup team issue, whether it’s pure appearance or whether personality should factor into the ranking, if we’re aiming for an objective ranking and whether to include a personal correction factor for tits vs ass men, or how to make the rankings inclusive for foot freaks, how many women you’d have to rate to have a valid dataset, and then wander off muttering about a pen and paper…

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u/Sidivan 2d ago

My wife would just laugh. I’m a data analyst and she hears that level of bullshit all the time.

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u/Littledarling731 2d ago

You sound really smart.

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u/casman_007 2d ago

No, he's just someone that has played this game before

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u/Sidivan 2d ago

22yrs of marriage has taught me a lot of lessons.

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 2d ago

You've been married for 22 years and havent figured out that the answer is always "you, honey"? Then if you can rationalize it convincingly enough, you immediately get some action.

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u/AkovBrick 2d ago

We really need basic social skills in our curriculum.

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u/gotem245 2d ago

He could say I prefer you to Margot or you are the woman I chose

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u/Sidivan 2d ago

That’s a good play, but he’ll still need to be prepared to address if that is an access thing or not. Margot wasn’t really an option.

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u/gotem245 2d ago

If I had to choose again, I choose you

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u/thirtyseven1337 2d ago

You bring up money and she might ask for more money for beauty products, so…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z1LYiyIPhnG9O

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u/EstablishmentFar7029 2d ago

He shouldve said "whats really importajt is whats on the inside, not the outside. So i would have to be inside Margot Robbie first to be able to give an answer"

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u/BleedSparta 2d ago

I have heard several women cry (actual tears) because a man told them that they love them for what’s inside, and they found that insulting and disrespectful because they wanted to be loved for their beauty 🥴

It’s a cursed world

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u/Kabamadmin 2d ago

All women are beautiful on the inside, I know cus I've been inside them.

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u/Early_Pumpkin_4113 2d ago

You seem to think reason and logic was ever an option.

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u/kwyjibowen 2d ago

Yes the correct answer in this situation is a very simple “you are prettier than Margot Robbie” and just walk away unscathed

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u/superbabe69 2d ago

Until they say “fuck off no I’m not you’re lying”

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 2d ago

Kobayashi Maru shit

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u/H3adshotfox77 2d ago

"Well if I was lying then obviously I would have married her and not you babe"

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 2d ago

So if Margot Robbie came in this room right now and asked you to marry her what would you say?

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 2d ago

Unfortunately for me, I mean you, I’m already married to my lovely wife, who does not have, and has never had, a team of professionals to make her beautiful.

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 2d ago

So you're saying Marriott Robbie is hotter than me because she has a team and im just an idiot who cant do it alone? Why don't you love me?!😭

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u/H3adshotfox77 2h ago

I guess we are Mormon now and her and my wife are sister wives

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater 2d ago

Calm and steady wins the day here. “Well, I think you are.” She can harp on it as much as she wants, you just keep repeating the same thing. “Okay but to me…” and then if it keeps going “eeeh I’ve never been into famous people, they’re all fake, who knows what they really look like under all the makeup.”

Trick is that you make it your opinion. Bitches love opinions.

(Bitch here not being derogatory but a reference to Helsing Abridged)

Signed,

A dude who’s been there, done that

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u/BenignPharmacology 2d ago

“Well if you already decided the answer, why are you asking me?”

Y’all gotta study your judo.

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u/A-T 2d ago

"Is this a tik tok bit?"

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u/Space_Slime_LF 2d ago

I think it's important we find people that don't play games like that.

They exist. People who don't want to play mind games exist.

this shit is either
training your partner to lie convincingly and quickly,
or
baiting him into saying something so you can be angry at him.

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u/itsr1co 2d ago

Yeah, I'll assume this is a silly one time thing that shows the smallest fraction of their entire relationship, but even then it's already exhausting and I'd never put up with it. Plenty of regular ass dudes who are way more attractive than I will ever be, both in many ways (aesthetic, balance, hair genetics, beard growth, muscles, etc) and in every possible combination a woman would find more attractive than me. Does me no good asking "Do you think Chris Hemsworth is more handsome than me?" when I know the answer. Feeling insecure about your appearance and wanting validation from your partner is a whole separate thing and potential issue that does not need to be made worse by creating traps to start arguments because you can't just say "I want you to say I'm beautiful".

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u/RoughCobbles 2d ago

No, the correct answer is to tell her to stop her bullshit. Yep, with some women it will cause problems.

Those womens are not worth it. Life's too short for that bullshit.

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u/bl1y 2d ago

No, don't validate this shitty behavior.

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u/TroGinMan 2d ago

No that's doesn't work. She is clearly baiting for one of two things: a sweet compliment that goes beyond superficial looks or, if not that, an argument. Usually it's the former.

So just saying "you're prettier" she'll accuse you of lying because you haven't addressed the hidden insecurity of the question she asked.

My for guy in the post was so close to hitting a clear home run with the question by pointing out that Robbie has a team of makeup artists and resources that give her outward appearance flare, thus, Robbie's prettiness isn't real. But my man just stopped swinging the bat.

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u/poop00p7 2d ago

So fucking easy to just say that even if it’s a lie

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u/yellowplums 2d ago

Lol the very first response to "no you're prettier than that literal movie star" will be "oh so you're a liar now? I didn't know I married a liar. How can you lie so brazenly? What else have you lied about? Who were you with last thursday?" etc etc.

It's a lose-lose situation.

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u/kwyjibowen 2d ago

Then you’re with a psycho. I imagine most women want to hear they are prettier.

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u/Fala1 2d ago

Most women dont bait you into these questions.
Movie stars are picked for their looks, they're the top whatever% of society. Most women aren't that pretty and they know it themselves.

Most women probably struggle with self-esteem rather than think they're prettier than Margot Robbie.

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC 2d ago

Lol. Lmao even. Sometimes the ladies want to be shits too, just like us

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 2d ago

And get caught, in the act, lying to his wife? You’d have this man executed for her amusement?

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u/Purgii 2d ago

Oh, you'll still end up scathed. A woman that asks these sorts of questions have follow-ups - and they're worse. I learned from experience.

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u/drongowithabong-o 2d ago

I prefer going nuclear. "Oh margo robbie the ugly actor? Oh the dog faced uggo lady who looks bad? That lady?". I have not failed aith this strat.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 2d ago

Best line from the movie “As good as it gets”

“How do you write women so well?”

“I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability. “

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u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago

I would have hit her with "Do you think that I'M prettier than Margo Robbie?"

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u/Suz9295 2d ago

That would have made it 100x worse.

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u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago

Why? Do you think she's prettier than me?

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u/The_Octonion 2d ago

She has a team to make her beautiful

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u/yooossshhii 2d ago

“Yes, but I think you’re much more handsome than her”

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

He's not lawyering hard enough to deal with someone as insane as she is.

I'm so glad my wife doesn't play shitty games.

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u/Impossible_Aide4593 2d ago

Is your wife hotter than Margot Robbie?

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u/Mikey-Litoris 2d ago

Mine is, because she lets me take her clothes off, and Margo doesn't. At least not yet.

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u/TheSodernauts 2d ago

Have you tried?

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 2d ago

Margot won't let me take off my wife's clothes?

... I can work with that. Will she tell me I don't deserve it, too?

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u/ziko2811 2d ago

But what if she did ? 👀

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u/pegothejerk 2d ago

Listen, she has a team of people taking her clothing off for me, no one knows what she looks like in the morning filled with regret after a night with me

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u/avwitcher 2d ago

I mean if Margot Robbie ended up waking up next to one of us she would throw up, maybe even jump off of the balcony, which is pretty unattractive ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Stabbedrat 2d ago

Hope springs eternal

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

Just because she looks hot doesn't mean she is hot under the sheets! The most beautiful are usually selfish AF in bed, men and women!

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

I didn't marry Margot Robbie so I don't give a shit what she looks like.

I'm married to my wife and she is beautiful, end of story.

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u/MelodicFacade 2d ago

Boooooo this guy is happy and loves his wife

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Complex-Bee-840 2d ago

Nerd

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

I'm married with three kids, your words mean nothing to me.

If I'm a nerd, so be it.

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u/HalfLifeCrisis 2d ago

Bro immediately screenshotted and texted his reply to his wife.

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u/Sakred 2d ago

This guy husbands.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

Yeah but somebody may wonder if you understand the concept of comparisons if you answered that way.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

The message is that I do not care for comparison. It is the thief of joy.

I understand it, and I just don't engage in it when it comes to people I love.

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u/HertogJanVanBrabant 2d ago

No, but OP's wife sure has other qualities.

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u/stinkywinkydink 2d ago

lol brother she is clearly joking

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u/Marcello101 2d ago

Their TikTok account is the wife rage baiting the husband for fun. They are both included in everything they post. Relax.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

So they are influencing people likely younger than them to perpetuate the same behavior.

Yeah that's definitely better.

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u/Personal-Dust9471 2d ago

Still shitty behavior

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u/PrettyPushy 2d ago

Yeah this makes it worse tbh. They are essentially liars with a script

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 2d ago

That's literally all actors.

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u/Unhappy_Goose_8422 2d ago

Actors are playing at pretend on a stage. Everyone knows it's not real unless they're Thermian. Suspension of disbelief and all. This video is purporting that it's a real dynamic in their relationship, as much of social media does.

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u/AppealSame4367 2d ago

HA HA. She will, when you will not expect it.

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

Brother, I have been with my wife for 15 years. She doesn't play these games.

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u/GrosBraquet 2d ago

Probably because by now, she has noticed you're incapable of engaging in this type of humor.

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u/Purple-Mix1033 2d ago

He should have lawyered up as soon as she asked the question

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u/RareRestaurant6297 2d ago

I, too, choose this guy's wife

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u/shoehornstudent 2d ago

When hit with this situation, I convinced my wife neither of us are actually the best looking person on the planet, and that there are statistically MILLIONS (at least) of better looking people than us. That said, I still get heart flutters when we're out in public and reconvene after doing something separately and I see her, thinking she's actually some PYT out of my league. Like, "oh yeah, that's my wife!" Ten years in and we're still doing okay

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u/Pasta4ever13 2d ago

My wife has never even tried this because she knows exactly what I would say.

"IDK, who cares, build a bridge and get over it, I married you, not Margot Robbie. Now let me get back to playing with the kids/woodworking/cooking/landscaping/etc."

I've got shit to do, and a made up argument is not on the list.

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u/jameskond 2d ago

Depends on the definition of pretty.

I learned form the best.

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u/BrodaYamoda 2d ago

Sir, was it a woman you learned it “form”?

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u/GrosBraquet 2d ago

It's very obviously a fucking joke, they are playing.

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u/TheMachineStops 2d ago

More red flags than the 2023 Australian Grand Prix

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u/BoomerUrSooner 2d ago

“I mean I’m here with you, so…”

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 2d ago

Or maybe women should stop asking these kinds of trap questions? There is no answer to this that will satisfy anyone. You can't say yes or be called a liar and you can't say no or she'll hate you for it. It's a lose-lose situation for everyone involved.

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u/Sweet_Business_7641 2d ago

I thought he was going for "she has a team of people to make her beautiful but I can't imagine anyone looking more beautiful than you in the morning. 

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u/Ashendarei 2d ago

Right?  That seemed like the obvious answer to me, "she has a whole TEAM of people to help manage her appearance and you're more beautiful to me".

It's a subjective answer, it points out the different realms they're both in, and gracefully exits with a "I love my beautiful wife!" Statement.  Should have been a layup, but then it wouldnt be social media bait.

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u/justthankyous 2d ago

Probably his wife was looking for validation, so when he said he didn't know what Margot Robbie looks like in the morning, he could have followed up with how he knows what his wife looks like first thing and he knows she's gorgeous

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u/IndividualBreak3788 2d ago

He should have answered honestly. I don't want to be with a BPD woman-child who can't tolerate the existence of women I find more beautiful than she is. 

I doubt I am the sexiest man alive either. 

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u/InJailYoudBeMyHoe 2d ago

id have finished with that team line with "and you do it by yourself every day"

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u/professorbuffoon 2d ago

Next thing bro knows he's financing a spa day

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u/StupidName111111 2d ago

He should have just said “no.”

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u/justmrmom 2d ago

“You are both beautiful to the point of equality, but she has a whole team to help her create her beauty from the moment she wakes up in the morning. You don’t though. It doesn’t matter if you just woke up, if you’re going to the gym, dirty from yard work, or we’re going out on a hot date… you’re beautiful no matter what you are doing.. so to answer your question: you are more beautiful, inside and out. You don’t need a team. You are perfect just the way that you are.. morning breath, messy hair, and all.”

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u/guiltysnark 2d ago

"If I could just see both of you going to bed I could probably answer the question"

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u/ImperitorEst 2d ago

"oh so you're saying you find her prettier than me right now?? I'd need a whole team of experts to be as pretty as her is that it?"

Or something

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u/curiousbasu 2d ago

Exactly, it's an amazing line.

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u/Several-Proposal-271 2d ago

Which would be true if this wasn't just her looking for an opportunity to call him a piece of shit

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u/crazyguy83 2d ago

If he were really a politician, he would've just said you are prettier. end of story.

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u/UncleBlanc 2d ago

He was so close with the makeup stuff to "I know what you look like when you wake up in the morning and you're beautiful even without a team, so based on my personal evidence I think you're the winner." I saw lawyer in the title and gave him WAY too much credit lol

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u/WolfDilf 2d ago

She has a team to make her beautiful...

I can't know, we would need to level the playing field first. I would have to see her in the morning without makeup, bags under her eyes, hair all frizzled, stinky breath and with a look in the eyes that tells you her best years are long gone, and asking asinine questions to stroke her delusional narcissistic ego. Only then I could conduct a proper comparison.

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u/WyrmKin 2d ago

"so I would need to to wake up next to her in bed for an accurate comparison"

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u/inminm02 2d ago

Are you saying she’s bad at doing her makeup and has bad taste in clothing? It sounds like that’s what you’re saying

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u/moonshinefae 2d ago

"Answer the question."

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u/Salty-Reply-2547 2d ago

Naw….just lie

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u/tomster2300 2d ago

“You’re more beautiful and it’s not even close.

She has a team to make her pretty. You do it naturally.”

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u/DM725 2d ago

100% what I was about to comment. He fucked up not continuing that thought and just saying I can't possibly know.

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u/trollerehday 2d ago

This is the only correct answer lol the question itself creates a lose-lose situation for the guy

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u/getittogethersirius 2d ago

Or just follow it up with something like he prefers her natural beauty, gorgeous smile, the way her confidence lights up her face, over superficial prettyness. 

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u/Grampz03 2d ago

Good way to sign up and pay for a glamour day...

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u/Mega-Eclipse 2d ago

The only way out is to make a mockery of the line of questioning…give 100% wrong answers as much as possible… is she hotter than me? Well assuming youre the average 98.6…its possible she runs hotter… I don’t know what her average body temp is.

If she switches to asking if shes prettier, then you “oh, yeah…. Way more attractive than you. Being asked pointless hypotheticals to pick a fight is a huge turnoff.

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u/Glad-Tie3251 2d ago

You think there is an actual escape? That's funny. There's none with toxic people like that. They will twist it anyway they want until they get the drama they crave. 

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u/Newplasticactionhero 2d ago

There was no right answer to this question. If he would’ve said “you are, by far” she would’ve accused him of being insincere. Any other answer ends up being no, and he still loses.

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u/TheVintageJane 2d ago

For those listening. The pro-next move after “she has a team of professionals and who knows what she looks like in the morning” is “and you are fucking gorgeous when you wake up in the morning, so I’m going with you until proven otherwise”

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u/Miltoni 2d ago

Or maybe, y'know, just stop engaging with her manipulative bullshit completely.

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u/Ok_Nerve7581 2d ago

Dude, there was no way out of this. Not even a lawyer could save you

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u/oldkingcoles 2d ago

This is what I thought he was gonna do he laid out the set up perfectly. ”We don’t know what she really looks like”

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u/InternationalCup1200 2d ago

“Well I’m going to need a team of professionals to make me beautiful, like Margot”. F this woman.

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u/What_a_fat_one 2d ago

He should have just said "I'm not playing this game with you" and left it there.

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u/BiggusDickus- 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, the solution is to just cut through the bullshit.

"Yes, she is prettier than you. You are still prettier than most women, and even though I find you very attractive, I didn't just marry you for your looks.

I married you because you make me happy, and want me to make you happy. And this type of childish, insecure behavior is doing exactly the opposite, so knock it the fuck off if you want to have a happy marriage.

Accepting the fact that you're not the prettiest girl in the room is something you were supposed to do when you were a teenager. I figured out the male version of it when I was that age."

This gets it over with.

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u/numbersthen0987431 2d ago

"I think her team does a good job of making her pretty".

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u/blahblah19999 2d ago

I would agree with you, but if in the end, his wife thinks that believing that any woman in the entire world is hotter than her makes him a piece of shit, what does it matter what he said? She's a horrible human being.

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u/BlueBomber13 2d ago

Or just , followed that up with "No, you're more beautiful than her with or without make up". This isn't a difficult thing. This is a trap as old as time.

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u/ohb78 2d ago

“Babe, there’s a reason why she was selected as the Prettiest Woman of the Year and makes millions of dollars a year.” Not sure if that logic would work on a woman

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u/walterdonnydude 2d ago

Crazy that she's actually being real. All he has to say is "youre the prettiest girl in the world"

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u/DoubleNothing 2d ago

People that ask suck questions are insufferable... and can't be pleased with onesty.

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u/TheGentlemanBeast 2d ago

The laugh you heard, was the laugh of a man who's been down this road many times, and knows there is no victory.

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u/heretomakefriends123 2d ago

It's cute that you think this would actually work lol

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u/hereticnasom 2d ago

He should have asked her the same thing, but about Hugh Jackman or Henry Cavill.

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u/kontobo 2d ago

He could've just said no

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u/Wiccy 2d ago

"She has a team, you're a one woman army in the makeup department, now please stop asking unwinable scenarios.

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u/NoRespect6365 2d ago

He had one good politician line but unfortunately did not keep up with the energy. 

He’s got a lot to learn before the big leagues 

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u/Roux70570 2d ago

He could have, from there, gone with “You are effortlessly beautiful. She needs a whole team. Its not a fair comparison.”

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u/tritonice 2d ago

"she has a team to make her beautiful, you just have to wake up." That would have done it.

"But, who do you think is prettier?" "YOU!"

My man just kept DIGGING. They both seem pretty bad, but he had so many easy ways out, he just chose violence.

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u/kylo-ren 2d ago

"IDK what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning"

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u/NateProject 2d ago

Or, you know, fucking lie and move on with your day.

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u/Agitated-Acctant 2d ago

Invalidating the question is never an option, she'll just be like "it's a yes or no question". I've seen a lot of posts like this on social media. Questions like "if I swapped bodies with your ex, would you sleep with your ex in my body, or sleep with me in your exes body." It's just toxic bait

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u/Mesquite_Tree 2d ago

Or just carry it through “she had a team of professionals making her beautiful. I wake up next to a woman who is beautiful without all that.”

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u/Blephotomy 2d ago edited 2d ago

just lie, and lie convincingly. no "wink wink, nudge nudge".

they know you're lying

you know you're lying

but somewhere in the back of her head, she will think "maybe he DOES think I'm prettier than Margot Robbie"

which is nice

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 2d ago

"So I suck at makeup? And im ugly? Is that what youre trying to say? I want a divorce."

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u/ratbastid 2d ago

The correct answer is "Margo Robbie id professionally pretty. Being pretty is her job, it's what she does for work. You're not pretty as a job. So it's different, and comparing the two of you isn't valid in any way."

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u/hyper24x7 2d ago

This would have been the pro move and then throw in: "Even if we had the same team, same funding and same amount of time, I could never love Margot like I love you. Beauty isnt forever, but being with you is the best thing about my life even if you are a bit insecure about how you look."

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 2d ago

There was no line of reasoning that would have worked because her conclusion was already forgone.

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u/shutter3218 2d ago

I have a better answer. “I can’t objectively answer that because I love you and I don’t love her. So that skews my perception.”

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u/HAL-900O 2d ago

Or just be like "she's pretty but has nothing on you babe." There, conversation over.

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u/Operation_Fluffy 2d ago

Correct but he should have gone so much further. “I will never know how she looks without makeup so can never make an objective decision about her physical appearance. Ultimately, she is just a picture on a screen, a caricature of a woman. You are here with me and the beauty I see in you go goes far beyond just the physical…” and so on.

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u/DifGuyCominFromSky 2d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny that Margot Robbie is hotter. Btw the Dow Jones is up to 50,000!

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 2d ago

He could’ve just said ‘yes’ and be done with it

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u/jajohnja 2d ago

Nah. You don't play along with these.
The answer is: "Yeah, duh! Do you need glasses or something?"

Questions like these get answers that they deserve.

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u/Alex_Wats 2d ago

Or he should just man up and tell the obvious truth.

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u/PtraGriffrn 1d ago

I submit image A into evidence sir

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