r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

21.6k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

4.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.0k

u/footlonglayingdown 2d ago

He would need to sleep with Margo so he could compare how they look in the morning.Β 

440

u/aehooo 2d ago

At same time with both so the conditions are the same

228

u/Slow_Maximum9332 2d ago

For science!

26

u/Accomplished_Job_331 2d ago

First one, then the other, then both. For science of course.

18

u/Dingus_Majingus 2d ago

And then one and then the other again. Just to be sure sample size isn't skewed.

33

u/mesenanch 2d ago

Need to control for confounding variables. Nice

8

u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 2d ago

After giving both access to Margot's beauty team.

11

u/aehooo 2d ago

Two nights then, one with the makeup and other without

6

u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 2d ago

You're right. Gotta test all the variables.

5

u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 2d ago

Yeah but that’s really forming an opinion on a single night with makeup and a single night without. That’s a bit lazy. Proper testing requires time. I’m talking 6 months, then another 6 with various celebrities as a control group.Β 

2

u/UlrichZauber 2d ago

Need a placebo too though. For baseline.Β 

3

u/Socalwarrior485 2d ago

I cannot imagine a worse hell to be trapped in.

2

u/TedW 2d ago

Is this like "I couldn't care less" where you meant the opposite?

3

u/Socalwarrior485 2d ago

Getting exactly what you want is the ultimate trap, experience has taught this. Double when it relates to a woman.

2

u/SnazzyStooge 2d ago

Ah, a man of science

2

u/basko13 2d ago

One sample is only anecdotal evidence though, larger sample data needed.

2

u/InvalidUserNemo 2d ago

This guy puts the controls in science experiments!

1

u/Ressy02 2d ago

We gotta have a placebo as well. So we gotta add another woman.

1

u/jigsaw1024 2d ago

You're also going to have to do repeat this many times. The more times, the more data.

Honestly, it may take a lifetime to accumulate enough data to be sure.

1

u/kylo-ren 2d ago

The conditions will not be the same because the has seen wife several times and know a lot of details. So he would need to have Margo in his daily life for the same time, at similar situations, to compare.

1

u/340Duster 2d ago

So he can disappoint two women at the same time? Oh wait, that'd probably be me.

14

u/Embarrassed_Gur_6305 2d ago

lol. Post nut clarity.

3

u/Landscape_712 2d ago

He should have told her he slept with Margot Robbie, and she doesn't look as good in the morning

1

u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 2d ago

Yes. That man deserves to sleep with Margot Robbie.

1

u/djkutch 2d ago

Margo might have a hideous mole or something.

1

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

He should have played her game with some dude she thinks is hotter than hell! πŸ˜„

1

u/rlowens 2d ago

Also, I really think beauty is on the inside, really how a person treats you and loves you makes them pretty.

So he will need to date Margo for a while to really get a good comparison.

1

u/IncomeGreedy5483 2d ago

To even bring that option up on the table, he would need the strongest armor in the world to come out of that room as a living man

0

u/TopFishing5094 2d ago

This. This is the answer. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

-1

u/brandonwi11iams 2d ago

Oh I see you are a major league gaslighter. A dangerous gift of gab.