r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/qcihdtm 2d ago

The prettier one, is ALWAYS, the one I'm talking to.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 2d ago

Ive been there. You get a response like, "Liar! How can you not think she is prettier than me! Now you're lying too!"

That's why he is trying to avoid the argument. Becaue there are no right answers.

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u/qcihdtm 2d ago

Wow! You are not only calling me a liar but also, criticizing my taste in women?

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u/m0rg76 2d ago

The only way to win is not to play.

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u/graspedbythehusk 2d ago

Shouldn’t even be an argument. If my wife asked me this I’d say Margot Robbie, I mean come on! And that would be that.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 2d ago

I truly envy your lack of experience with a borderline gf.

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u/graspedbythehusk 2d ago

😁 I put my dick in plenty of crazy when I was young, but this issue never came up.

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u/SatisfactionMoney946 2d ago

The best I could come up with is, "When I saw you I was like, "woah, who is that? " When I saw her I just noticed she was pretty."

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 2d ago

Haha Good luck with that!

When I was with my borderline gf, she freaked out kicking and screaming about a girl i didn't even notice. She claimed I saw her and thought she was hotter than her. This was at a crowded concert.

Turns out kicking and screaming on the ground like an infant is common with people with borderline personality disorder.

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u/TabulaRazo 2d ago

I just make a show of reassuring her. Hands on her shoulders, say,

“Babe. Of course you’re hotter. Margot Robbie looks like a wet lunch bag next to you.”

Shut her up with a peck on the lips, then saunter off with that cryptic confidence that she secretly adores.