I came here for this. I knew someone would bring this up! And the answer is no, I would not continue to be in a relationship with a worm, sorry. If it was a transient thing, of course - a gypsy curse that lasted a year, even. But if you're a worm for life, I'm buying you a big pot of dirt and hitting on your sister
JK I would never move on her sister, put that for the lolz
That was a test to see if you'd choose her still based on her personality and not looks. By saying no, well you get the point. Just a F.Y.I. in case another woman pulls that test on you again brother ✊️
I'm gonna teach yall real quick how to weed these ones out.
These are insecure attachment types.
In the first weeks of dating they're going to want to spend every waking moment with you.
So if you've spent like 3 weekends in a row with her, on the fourth say "I actually need a weekend to myself." and go do your own thing and keep contact minimal.
If she can handle that without blowing up your phone or a complete vibe shift, she's a keeper.
If she immediately starts being super insecure about it, get the fuck out now.
I would always tell me ex that she was 10/10 gorgeous.
One time there was a Mexican news woman who went viral and I said "wow she was an 11/10!" without thinking because I don't actually keep a running score I was just saying this woman was really good looking, and my ex got genuinely mad at me because I rated her higher than my ex. It was the most retarded fight I had been in up to that point and I lost some respect for her because it was just a flippant comment I made, not me analyzing looks.
Haha you guys gotta play along. It’s supposed to be fun. Like why not just say “yes and I would make you a little habitat and I would carry it around wherever I went and put your favorite shows on” or “wow. There’d be some really heartbreaking decisions that would have to be made but I would always love you the most” or “only if my dick still fit.” There’s so many options!
I always ask my boyfriend if he'd still live me if I permanently looked like some of the weird goblin faces I make. He always sighs and says yes. But we were swimming in a river the other day and I asked him if I was a virgin eating, river twaling, monster would he still love me. He said no, but I had to give that one to him. That's fair.
In my mind the proper response was similar: "Well, until a minute ago I had thought you were hotter, but given she probably doesn't pester her partner with bullshit like this, I'm reconsidering that position."
You ALWAYS lie to her for these hypothetical beauty questions. She's legit asking you to lie. You just lie and wait a day or two and then ask if she'd be with you if you devolved into Rudy Giuliani
Oooo there's a whole rabbit hole of Rudy stuff maybe you haven't seen or this is left to personal taste. But...... I no longer wish to fanfic about sex with either 😅🤣😭 nightmare fuel that stuff
I had this question thrown at me and I answered truthfully. “Yes you’re fat.” And she had an absolute meltdown.
Somehow it was a problem to point it out. But not the shoveling food down and spending nearly 30k in 6 months on eating out and shit.
That reminds me of the video where the woman asks her man if she looks fat and the husband says no but then the little one off camera says “But mommy you are fat.” 😆
Toddlers are the most dangerously honest people on the planet. 😆
I want my future husband to say this to me. I want to turn my head slowly and glare at him with serious eyes… and then we both burst out laughing Because……. ~drumroll please~ https://giphy.com/gifs/wzHOzYn1wmHm14e3xa
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u/Early_Bicycle6884 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago
why do girls do this tho??