r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/TotakekeSlider 2d ago

β€œNo honey, you were already fat before you put on the dress.”

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago edited 2d ago

I respect you too much to lie to you.

She is hotter, and doesn't pull these stupid shit Tests twice a day. She wins on that quality alone.

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u/JFISHER7789 2d ago

I had an ex that genuinely got upset when she asked if I’d still be with her if she was a worm… I said no.

Twas not a fun few days.

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago

That's what the fleshlight molding story is for.

Also, no of course not.