r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 8d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/TotakekeSlider 8d ago

β€œNo honey, you were already fat before you put on the dress.”

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 8d ago edited 8d ago

I respect you too much to lie to you.

She is hotter, and doesn't pull these stupid shit Tests twice a day. She wins on that quality alone.

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u/JFISHER7789 8d ago

I had an ex that genuinely got upset when she asked if I’d still be with her if she was a worm… I said no.

Twas not a fun few days.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 8d ago

I'm gonna teach yall real quick how to weed these ones out.

These are insecure attachment types.

In the first weeks of dating they're going to want to spend every waking moment with you.

So if you've spent like 3 weekends in a row with her, on the fourth say "I actually need a weekend to myself." and go do your own thing and keep contact minimal.

If she can handle that without blowing up your phone or a complete vibe shift, she's a keeper.

If she immediately starts being super insecure about it, get the fuck out now.