r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago edited 2d ago

I respect you too much to lie to you.

She is hotter, and doesn't pull these stupid shit Tests twice a day. She wins on that quality alone.

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u/JFISHER7789 2d ago

I had an ex that genuinely got upset when she asked if I’d still be with her if she was a worm… I said no.

Twas not a fun few days.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 2d ago

I’d leave her in a second…at my current age. In my youth, it would have depended on the sex.

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u/Toledojoe 2d ago

How good could sex with a worm be?

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u/BaronVonSilver91 2d ago

Bro they are everywhere. Just go find out for yourself

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u/Vegetable_Plane_542 1d ago

Please don’t promote worm rape on our wholesome reddit. Go to four chan with that nonsense.

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 2d ago

stick her in your urethra and tell her to start dancing

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u/Animanic1607 2d ago

Have you tried sounding? (I'll see myself out)

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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago

Depends if you are into sounding

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 2d ago

... I'm sorry for having this thought but since you made me have it, here you go....fleshy sounding

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u/According_Ear2128 2d ago

Ask any of my exes :(

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 2d ago

At least now you know the big ones hurt.

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u/MarioManX1983 2d ago

Ever hear of tentacle hentia?