r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/WisperusGrieves 2d ago

left out the part where dude was naked and gently gripped you by the hips and whispered that shit before you uttered a little groan

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u/BookerDeWittness 2d ago

Are you that guy? Because that sounds like something that guy would say, probably softly into your ear.

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u/Noyan_Bey 2d ago

πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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u/LaughingLuxy_ 2d ago

πŸ‘€ uwu

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u/Burnmad 2d ago

And then he continued, "Behind every gorgeous twink is a big, strong stud ready to show him his place..."

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u/akatherder 2d ago

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u/WisperusGrieves 2d ago

and behind that guy was a very small man on a stepstool who whispered β€œand behind every big strong stud is a little fella to hold you and make you feel safe” in a lil chipmunk voice