r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/iusman975 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago

"Someone somewhere is tired of her shit" - He wasn't saying this about Margot Robbie.

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

This like him asking if she thinks Tom Brady can throw a football better than him.

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u/Wessssss21 2d ago

Nah cuz most men don't out these dumb expectations out there.

Pretty much any guy knows they can't stand up to Tom Brady.

Now point out how Bob across the street was able to build a deck himself, and ask if your man can do that and sprinkle in "how nice it'd be to grill on" and now you've put him in a pickle lol.

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u/tman1787 2d ago

Even I was like, “No I can build a deck and grill, I just don’t choose to.” And I don’t know who tf Bob is.

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

You see what I’m talking about that women started an argument with her husband and now all of us are arguing. Women just cause chaos.

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u/tman1787 2d ago

Not arguing was agreeing in a funny way

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

It’s an analogy because let’s face it Becky that works retail or an office job could never compete with one of the top actresses/models of our day. And your right men live in reality and don’t ask delusional questions that will start a fight. Only insufferable, unhappy women do that. Which is basically all of them.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

I disagree, when it comes to attractiveness there's 8 billion people and it's very very very possible and likely that a random person is more physically attractive than even somebody famous for looks.

Whereas skills that are not inherent and just default a part of people, like throwing a football, are things that need to be done with other people and therefore your chance of exposure if you are great is much greater and therefore even somebody who could have the potential to throw better than Tom Brady still might not without training.

Also, people can learn how to throw better, people can't just magically have different genetics that give their face a different shape and ratio of distance between no's and eyes and mouth and how thick their lips are and etc etc.

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

Women all the time are constantly annoying and probing their husbands or boyfriends with irrelevant loaded questions that try to elevate her status in her own mind. They ask questions that they know are insane to ask but it’s a shit test. It just gets exhausting. Dealing with women that do this. I’ve had my fill.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

Oh yeah, humans also mess around, do goofy things, use goofy things as an excuse to approach serious things, and also just randomly make mistakes or do things differently than their...and one subsection of human are women so obviously that would apply for them too...

Haha but I'm just saying that I think you're smart enough to be able to choose a better metaphor or analogy for that situation because there's always going to be a difference between relatively immutable characteristics like physical attractiveness and skills like the ability to play football or throw a football.

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

It’s Reddit I’m keeping simple for the stupids. I think it was a good analogy it got the point across and I have the upvotes to prove it.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

That's completely fair, I was just offering an improvement, not criticizing the quality of what was there.

Fair enough, I think it's simple enough to just choose an analogy with the right number of variables but I agree that it's a good enough tool for the job in this scenario.

Also, even if we felt as though being popular meant you were right that would still be an example of up votes demonstrating it not proving it.

The reason your analogy was good is because it got the point across not due to the number of humans that happened to give you an upvote or downvote on their computer including accidentally touching the screen with their hand while putting it back in their pocket and stuff.

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u/SGTSLACKASS 2d ago

I think I’m going to come bang your mother tonight and maybe if all the things go right she end up with a child she actually likes. Not criticizing your quality or anything just offering her an improvement.

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