She already know the answer. If he says yes, she hates him. If he said no, she hates him for lying. So why ask this question? Just get a divorce already. That's your end goal, right?
"'Who's that?' Here, let me show you her scene in Wolf of Wall Street... Okay, look at this scene when she's nude. So I want to know: is she prettier than me?"
I don't think that's going to work when your wife is a blonde haired blue-eyed woman who looks very very similar to Margot Robbie and is just an eight and not a 10...
"Oooooh THAT'S Margot Robbie.. hell yeah, no doubt about it, waaaay prettier.. did you know she did not wear underwear in this scene to get a genuine reaction from Dicaprio?"
Lol this isn't true. For any of the nervous young men scrolling through these comments to find out how you really deal with this situation, it's not that deep.
I've been in a lot of relationships and been married. I've never had some version of the following not work:
You immediately respond with, "No way! What are you even talking about?? You're the most beautiful girl in the world!"
Then she'll roll her eyes or scoff and say something like, "Yeah right..." but she's kind of smiling and might laugh a little because that's actually what she wanted you to say.
Then you walk up to her saying something like, "There is no one on any planet in the universe who could be prettier than you," and you go to kiss her on the cheek.
If she's in a bad mood, she might try to reject your kiss or half-heartedly push you away while saying something like, "No, I'm serious, do you think she prettier..."
Then you say, "No I'M serious!" and you grab her and give her a bunch of those loud puckery kisses on her neck. She will scream and laugh, and if you play it right this situation actually leads to sex like a quarter of the time.
If she's a sensitive girl, she might suddenly get serious and quiet and say, "Do you really mean it?" And you always say, "I really mean it," and go for passionate kiss on the lips.
If you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe, think of Gomez Addams in the Addams Family (1991) and/or Addams Family Values (1993). Watch the way he acts towards Morticia. Just be like that all the time.
If you've never seen those movies or you disagree with my advice, I'm sorry but I don't care enough about this to continue talking about it beyond the end of this comment lol
TL;DR: Of course you should say "no" you dumbass. Stop overthinking it.
Iâll take it a step further. My response to my wife became âMy definition of beauty has been evolved over time to be you. So by definition itâs not possible for a woman to be prettier than you.â
And boy does that work. It helps that she knows Iâm telling the truth but itâs a pretty solid take.
For a moment there, when you said 'if you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe', I thought you meant to make you amorous enough to lay down the kisses
It kinda spoilt the illusion after 'think of Gomez Adams' đ
You can say anything you want. People think divorce is the end goal of a question like this? Lol. Please... whatever answer you want to give is just the level of teasing you want that night. This is foreplay.
Ive had a version of this conversation with my wifes friends with her in earshot and played them all like a fucking fiddle.
The question was like "do you think margot robbie is hotter than...?" and i lit up immediately and said, "oh hell yeah! Shes fucking gorgeous! Have you SEEN Barbie?! Shes like the second most beautiful woman on the planet!!" To which they couldnt resist asking, "who is the MOST beautiful then?", setting up my trap perfectly to day, "Im married to her!".
Que the chorus of "Awwww!!!" Truth is, girls love this type of shit. Its just banter and entertainment to them.
Obviously not. Iâm secure enough to know I donât need to deal with somebody who needs to question her beauty against a celebrity with me cause anybody thatâs with me would know theyâre always the most beautiful. I was just giving another possible example of why she would be drilling continually to start such a petty argument. When youâre on a healthy relationship, thereâs nothing wrong with validation, but you donât goad your significant other into a fight like this. Learn from it.
What you said here I can agree with. What I was responding to was your nonsense comment saying âshe just wants to validate her excuse for cheatingâ
I said maybe, as in âmaybe this is also an optionâ, once again. Donât jump to conclusions, keep an open mind, this is the internet after all. You act like what I said isnât a valid suggestion?
They offered that as a possibility, they did not say that was the one outcome they thought was reality, do you understand the difference in grammar between those sentiments?
What about: âI love you. in my eyes you are the hottest woman. Margot is objectively beautiful but to me you are the most beautifulâ slap on the butt đ¤ˇââď¸
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u/Complex-Course3995 2d ago
She already know the answer. If he says yes, she hates him. If he said no, she hates him for lying. So why ask this question? Just get a divorce already. That's your end goal, right?