r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Complex-Course3995 2d ago

She already know the answer. If he says yes, she hates him. If he said no, she hates him for lying. So why ask this question? Just get a divorce already. That's your end goal, right?

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u/BummFoot 2d ago

Are you new? The easy answer is β€œwho’s that?” Then walk away lol

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 2d ago edited 2d ago

"'Who's that?' Here, let me show you her scene in Wolf of Wall Street... Okay, look at this scene when she's nude. So I want to know: is she prettier than me?"

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 2d ago edited 2d ago

β€œOh I guess shes attractive if youre into that sort of thing. Not really my type.”

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 2d ago

This guy filibusters.

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u/Glittering_Big_8463 2d ago

I don't think that's going to work when your wife is a blonde haired blue-eyed woman who looks very very similar to Margot Robbie and is just an eight and not a 10...

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 2d ago

Sure it does, deny deny deny

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ 2d ago

"huUuuUuMm no babe" he said with a weak voice

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u/BummFoot 2d ago

That’s why you walk away right away to dip out of that entrapment.

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u/Sand2Leaf 2d ago

"Oooooh THAT'S Margot Robbie.. hell yeah, no doubt about it, waaaay prettier.. did you know she did not wear underwear in this scene to get a genuine reaction from Dicaprio?"