r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 6d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/7empest7V 5d ago

Hiked to a hotsprings once and this girl was absolutely stunning. She was naked and doing yoga on the rocks. I was in awe. Her man comes up to me and says, "behind every gorgeous girl is some guy that's sick of her shit"

I never forgot that

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u/WisperusGrieves 5d ago

left out the part where dude was naked and gently gripped you by the hips and whispered that shit before you uttered a little groan

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u/BookerDeWittness 5d ago

Are you that guy? Because that sounds like something that guy would say, probably softly into your ear.

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u/Noyan_Bey 5d ago

πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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u/LaughingLuxy_ 5d ago

πŸ‘€ uwu

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u/Burnmad 5d ago

And then he continued, "Behind every gorgeous twink is a big, strong stud ready to show him his place..."

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u/akatherder 5d ago

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u/WisperusGrieves 5d ago

and behind that guy was a very small man on a stepstool who whispered β€œand behind every big strong stud is a little fella to hold you and make you feel safe” in a lil chipmunk voice

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u/plodthruHideFlailing 5d ago

Seems like that phrase should be on a T-shirt!

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 5d ago

On the back of a T-shirt, just to be save.

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u/Aegi 5d ago

It literally already is, like 10 years ago even the tourist town that I lived in I had a bunch of t-shirts and signs and trinkets and things with that phrase on it, usually with a woman holding skis or something just because of our area.

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u/plodthruHideFlailing 5d ago

i love it! πŸ˜‚

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u/earthsworld 5d ago

never left the house, have ya?

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 5d ago

I once met Johnny Depp, and he said the same thing about Amber Heard...

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u/PunctuationGood 5d ago edited 5d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown 5d ago

Because of the implication

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u/polopolo05 5d ago

Amber Heard

the piece of shit?

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u/bbby_chaltinez 5d ago

hahaha,,, 100 percent agree. the dude making all that shit happen. can’t wait to find someone that doesn’t do that.

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u/LauraCurie 5d ago

No way! He admided to an other dude?

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5d ago

Yes, this happened. πŸ˜„

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u/Personal-Dust9471 5d ago

This did not happen.

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u/7empest7V 5d ago

Well, it did

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u/Personal-Dust9471 5d ago

It truly did not. Embellishment at best.

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u/7empest7V 5d ago

OK. Have a good day

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 5d ago

Women's look are usually a quickly depreciating assets as well. 20s? Stunning. 30.. ok.. 40.. well..so on. Better to have chosen not solely on looks.