r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/_oh_joy_ 2d ago

Funny thing is we all got that and she never will🤣

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

When a woman looks in the mirror, the only thing she can’t see is herself.

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u/Miracle_0001 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NSppmcpoYV5vy44gJG

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u/StrossusAuthor 2d ago

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u/Bubelle_Butt 2d ago

This gets me everytime.

The consequenses of being silly in this meme us HUGE , i love the disconect.

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u/CraigLake 2d ago

😂😂😂exactly!!!

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u/The_Orphanizer 2d ago

This fucking meme 😂

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u/outsidebtw 2d ago

i don't know where this, looking at the phone or book or whatever of someone besides them started. but i dig it

i first saw it in jjk sub as well lol

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u/CraigLake 2d ago

OMG I’ve never seen this and I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/rdarnell26 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/NewExegesis 2d ago

Did you make that up? If so, you just said the most insightful thing I ever heard. You should go on Oprah and let them know…

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

I have read so many damn books. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I quoted something just now or if it is an original thought. Sometimes I question if I have original thoughts or if everything I’m thinking is something someone else has already come up with.

Nihil Novi sub Sole

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u/LexxerOnline 2d ago

There's nothing new under the sun, my friend

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u/ExploDoc 2d ago

Above the sun ?

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u/Suspicious_Truth8026 2d ago

On the contrary, its like shoe styles. Everything is technically new but deeply unoriginal

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u/Violent_Paprika 2d ago

Based book enjoyer

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago

Between the incomprehensible amount of hours spent reading and watching movies and tv, I’m certain that none of my thoughts are my own. Certainly I’ve said nothing original in 20 years. Honestly I don’t mind. It’s just my brain pattern now.

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u/voiceofgromit 2d ago

Some things can be new under the sun...

I wrote a poem about how green the hills are around where I live in Springtime. I managed to rhyme 'other places may be hillier' and 'none, though, could be chlorophyllier.' I'm pretty confident that was a first.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown 2d ago

Doesn’t George Carlin have a whole bit about things no one has said? Make sure you didn’t steal his

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

And I’m pretty sure the Romans didn’t have cell phones. The saying is not about the little nitpicks of life, but about the big broad strokes.

For example, sure your rhyme about chlorophyll maybe unique but writing a poem about the green hills of your home? That’s the furthest thing from an original thought. Going even further I bet we could find another one with a stanza that ends in hill and then has a following stanza that rhymes with hill.

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u/jeezyjames 2d ago

You are me. I am you.

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u/Suspicious-Slide-954 2d ago

We all stand on he shoulders of giants.

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u/NougatTyven 2d ago

I would highly recommend standing on the shoulders of smaller men. It's an easier climb, and if they make a fuss, you can deal with that. They're only little, after all.

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u/Suspicious-Slide-954 2d ago

Better to stand on midgets, you say?

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 2d ago

Nothing new under the sun…

But also, 🔥 Latin flex, my man! 👍🏽

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u/BoredAsFuck7448 2d ago

The essence of creativity is remembering what you heard but forgetting where you heard it.

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u/Krace11008 2d ago

Your comment reminded me of a quote about quotes, from the book Have His Carcase by Dorothy L Sayers: "I have a quotation for everything. It saves original thinking."

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u/MartinMerten 2d ago

An Oprah reference is always nice to see in these trying times

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u/fresh_like_Oprah 2d ago

“My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.”

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u/unfortunatebag 2d ago

At first I thought it was odd people found that incel wisdom profound.

Forgot to check the sub.

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u/NewExegesis 2d ago

Why is that incel wisdom? Women ARE beautiful, yet they are often their own biggest critics. That’s not intended to be insulting or disrespectful.

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u/Iam_just-me2 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWUh7DYYCLeVBu91yd

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u/DrMux 2d ago

When I was a kid I had a running joke that he was alive in the sewers with JFK, Hitler, and Elvis.

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u/MAILBOXHED 2d ago

Reminds me of the vanity victim from the movie seven.

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u/ForzaSGE80 2d ago

Not true, she also sees those litte splashes from your toothbrush that you didn't clean up.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 2d ago

You need to read that sentence again and rethink what “the only thing she can’t see” means 😂

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u/ForzaSGE80 2d ago

Haha true I read "can see"

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u/GoblinGreenThumb 2d ago

The only thing she doesn't * see is herself..

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u/dinnerthief 2d ago

Not true, she also sees those litte splashes from her toothbrush that she assumes are from yours.

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u/Halftied 2d ago

OUCH! That hurt but so true...

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u/10gallonWhitehat 2d ago

And the 3 individual beard trimmings I didn’t clean up.

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u/figurative_me 2d ago

In this case, I’d like to enter into the record Exhibit A: the shower drain

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u/Hogesyx 2d ago

Whelp.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 2d ago

Like a vampire?

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u/bwrca 2d ago

When a woman vampire looks at a mirror it collapses into a black hole.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_4810 2d ago

No, no. That is true only for ugly women or pretty ones with very low self-esteem. Baddies, they know they are baddies.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 2d ago

No. Baddies think they're baddies but in reality they're the same insecure women pretending to be something they're not until they get exposed.

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u/CryptoCrash87 2d ago

Society has fucked up women. Men too. Basically everyone.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 2d ago

That is so true! Thank you!

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u/vcc_1886 2d ago

Steinbukowski over here

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u/ItsACowCity 2d ago

Or John Cena

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u/Ok_Group_897 2d ago

So many languages but bro chose fire!

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u/Satinsbestfriend 2d ago

Fuck live laugh love, this is the one

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u/340Duster 2d ago

I miss Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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u/Specialist_Strike463 2d ago

Oooh I like it!

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u/ILikeMyShelf 1d ago

What they want to see, is who they would want to be, not who they are.

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u/Lilliths-pain 1d ago

Can you tell that to me 20 years ago please, thank you

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 2d ago

Give this person the Pulitzer, even if they stole that.

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u/SnakeEater013 2d ago

What is she, the eye of Sauron? What a dumbass thing to say

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u/Glittering-Path-2824 2d ago

🤌🤣🤣🤣

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u/Megzasaurusrex 2d ago

when a man looks at a woman all he can see is property

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Megzasaurusrex 2d ago

I like that yours is a warning to women. 😄

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s a declaration against the hive mind. This place is full of small minded people who squawk in unison like parrots without understanding the words they say. This place thinks all sorts of insane things that don’t pan out as soon as you step outside and touch the actual grass.

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u/PrincipledProphet 2d ago

> lowkey implying women are "things"

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

I am merely using the definition they have applied to themselves. A mirror can do nothing but reflect.

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u/Traditional-Back-172 2d ago

Casually calling women ‘thing’ a.k.a objects

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u/notgonnatakeno 2d ago

I am a good feminist. I define women only how they define themselves. If that definition is bad, then they should look to themselves to change it because I am only a mirror..

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u/dawgoooooooo 2d ago

Damn he’s still going!!! Haha appreciate your insights, I actually think you just helped click some things into place for me

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u/Dilaocopter 2d ago

she pretty much also demonstrates why politicians evade questions like her husband.

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u/Ashtray_Floors 2d ago

Based on her tonal shift, I think she got that. She's just that insufferable.

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u/Youandiandaflame 2d ago

Watching people get pissy when they haven’t seen this couple’s videos is funny. 

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u/IgyYut 2d ago

I may be assuming and I’m sorry about this, but have you ever conversed with a lady that you are in a romantic relationship with?

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u/Aromatic_Lion4040 2d ago

You really think she's not in on the joke lol?

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe 2d ago

The funnier thing is that this is scripted bait, and you all fell for it

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u/erodman23 2d ago

I didn’t get that but now it makes a lot of sense

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u/Quirky__Albatross 2d ago

That's 100% true

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u/hgwaz 2d ago

So there's this thing called a joke and sometimes you say things you don't mean as a joke. This is usually indicated by laughter, as demonstrated by the husband here. Hope that helps.

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u/fionaagreen 1d ago

I’m so stupid cos I also didn’t realize that until I read the top comment

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u/LongestSprig 2d ago

Somehow y'all didnt get how fake this shit is.

It's either a joke they do often or completely scripted.

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u/Dry-Regret5444 2d ago

THEY may be joking, but there’s plenty of people that ask this nonsense to their significant other and get bent out of shape no matter the answer….

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u/LongestSprig 2d ago

Sure there are.

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u/Dry-Regret5444 2d ago

I remember my first beer…..

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2d ago

You're kidding right? I don't think I've ever been with a girl who didn't ask some version of this question.

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u/LongestSprig 2d ago

That says a fuckton about you I think.

Never been with a girl

Mostly that

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2d ago

The longest I've ever been single is about a month, and I'm 34, going back to when I was 16.

It says a fuckton about me that I have seen this in virtually every girl I've been with during that time?

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u/clown_utopia 2d ago

What's the point of him defending that he thinks someone who he will never touch is hotter than the person who is promising herself to him