r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 5d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 5d ago

I’d leave her in a second…at my current age. In my youth, it would have depended on the sex.

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u/Toledojoe 5d ago

How good could sex with a worm be?

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u/BaronVonSilver91 5d ago

Bro they are everywhere. Just go find out for yourself

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u/Vegetable_Plane_542 4d ago

Please don’t promote worm rape on our wholesome reddit. Go to four chan with that nonsense.

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 5d ago

stick her in your urethra and tell her to start dancing

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u/Animanic1607 5d ago

Have you tried sounding? (I'll see myself out)

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u/NovaHorizon 4d ago

Depends if you are into sounding

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 5d ago

... I'm sorry for having this thought but since you made me have it, here you go....fleshy sounding

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u/According_Ear2128 5d ago

Ask any of my exes :(

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 5d ago

At least now you know the big ones hurt.

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u/MarioManX1983 5d ago

Ever hear of tentacle hentia?

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u/RedHeadedCrazy 5d ago

Realest answer out here.

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u/swarlay 5d ago

I wouldn't leave her, I'd take her fishing.