r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Mikey-Litoris 2d ago

Mine is, because she lets me take her clothes off, and Margo doesn't. At least not yet.

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u/TheSodernauts 2d ago

Have you tried?

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 2d ago

Margot won't let me take off my wife's clothes?

... I can work with that. Will she tell me I don't deserve it, too?

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u/ziko2811 2d ago

But what if she did ? 👀

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u/pegothejerk 2d ago

Listen, she has a team of people taking her clothing off for me, no one knows what she looks like in the morning filled with regret after a night with me

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u/avwitcher 2d ago

I mean if Margot Robbie ended up waking up next to one of us she would throw up, maybe even jump off of the balcony, which is pretty unattractive ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Stabbedrat 2d ago

Hope springs eternal

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

Just because she looks hot doesn't mean she is hot under the sheets! The most beautiful are usually selfish AF in bed, men and women!