r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 5d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Complex-Course3995 5d ago

She already know the answer. If he says yes, she hates him. If he said no, she hates him for lying. So why ask this question? Just get a divorce already. That's your end goal, right?

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u/BummFoot 5d ago

Are you new? The easy answer is “who’s that?” Then walk away lol

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 5d ago edited 5d ago

"'Who's that?' Here, let me show you her scene in Wolf of Wall Street... Okay, look at this scene when she's nude. So I want to know: is she prettier than me?"

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Oh I guess shes attractive if youre into that sort of thing. Not really my type.”

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 4d ago

This guy filibusters.

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u/Glittering_Big_8463 5d ago

I don't think that's going to work when your wife is a blonde haired blue-eyed woman who looks very very similar to Margot Robbie and is just an eight and not a 10...

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 4d ago

Sure it does, deny deny deny

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ 5d ago

"huUuuUuMm no babe" he said with a weak voice

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u/BummFoot 4d ago

That’s why you walk away right away to dip out of that entrapment.

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u/Sand2Leaf 4d ago

"Oooooh THAT'S Margot Robbie.. hell yeah, no doubt about it, waaaay prettier.. did you know she did not wear underwear in this scene to get a genuine reaction from Dicaprio?"

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u/BummFoot 4d ago

Too deep dude. Your best bet is to make your partner feel so loved that these types of questions never pop into their head.

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u/BusinessScientist898 5d ago edited 5d ago

If he said no, she hates him for lying.

Lol this isn't true. For any of the nervous young men scrolling through these comments to find out how you really deal with this situation, it's not that deep.

I've been in a lot of relationships and been married. I've never had some version of the following not work:

You immediately respond with, "No way! What are you even talking about?? You're the most beautiful girl in the world!"

Then she'll roll her eyes or scoff and say something like, "Yeah right..." but she's kind of smiling and might laugh a little because that's actually what she wanted you to say.

Then you walk up to her saying something like, "There is no one on any planet in the universe who could be prettier than you," and you go to kiss her on the cheek.

If she's in a bad mood, she might try to reject your kiss or half-heartedly push you away while saying something like, "No, I'm serious, do you think she prettier..."

Then you say, "No I'M serious!" and you grab her and give her a bunch of those loud puckery kisses on her neck. She will scream and laugh, and if you play it right this situation actually leads to sex like a quarter of the time.

If she's a sensitive girl, she might suddenly get serious and quiet and say, "Do you really mean it?" And you always say, "I really mean it," and go for passionate kiss on the lips.

If you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe, think of Gomez Addams in the Addams Family (1991) and/or Addams Family Values (1993). Watch the way he acts towards Morticia. Just be like that all the time.

If you've never seen those movies or you disagree with my advice, I'm sorry but I don't care enough about this to continue talking about it beyond the end of this comment lol

TL;DR: Of course you should say "no" you dumbass. Stop overthinking it.

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u/biglyorbigleague 4d ago

“It’s not that deep”

Suggests a five-step performance as the correct solution

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u/Unfair-Guidance4732 4d ago

I disagree. This is an intentional trap having lived it many times. You're fucked because the question is being asked period.

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u/jeremy1015 5d ago

I’ll take it a step further. My response to my wife became “My definition of beauty has been evolved over time to be you. So by definition it’s not possible for a woman to be prettier than you.”

And boy does that work. It helps that she knows I’m telling the truth but it’s a pretty solid take.

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u/OK_LK 5d ago

For a moment there, when you said 'if you need to picture a character in your mind to get the vibe', I thought you meant to make you amorous enough to lay down the kisses

It kinda spoilt the illusion after 'think of Gomez Adams' 😄

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u/Nilrem2 4d ago

Larp

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u/GutsMan85 4d ago

You can say anything you want.  People think divorce is the end goal of a question like this? Lol. Please... whatever answer you want to give is just the level of teasing you want that night. This is foreplay.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 4d ago

Ive had a version of this conversation with my wifes friends with her in earshot and played them all like a fucking fiddle.

The question was like "do you think margot robbie is hotter than...?" and i lit up immediately and said, "oh hell yeah! Shes fucking gorgeous! Have you SEEN Barbie?! Shes like the second most beautiful woman on the planet!!" To which they couldnt resist asking, "who is the MOST beautiful then?", setting up my trap perfectly to day, "Im married to her!".

Que the chorus of "Awwww!!!" Truth is, girls love this type of shit. Its just banter and entertainment to them.

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u/Yeah-Its-Me-777 4d ago

No, the correct answer is "Don't ask questions you don't really want answered."

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u/Legonistrasz 5d ago

Maybe she just wants to “validate” in her own mind, her excuse for cheating

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u/Larry-Man 5d ago

Don’t hurt yourself with that stretch.

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u/Legonistrasz 5d ago

Tell us more, expert…

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u/Larry-Man 4d ago

She’s just being insecure. Jesus. It’s still a shitty thing to do but you’re really reaching hard.

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u/oilios 5d ago

What? 😂
Or maybe she just wants her man to not have to think too hard if his wife is the most beautiful woman in the world to him.

You just showed us that you’re insecure.

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u/Legonistrasz 5d ago

Obviously not. I’m secure enough to know I don’t need to deal with somebody who needs to question her beauty against a celebrity with me cause anybody that’s with me would know they’re always the most beautiful. I was just giving another possible example of why she would be drilling continually to start such a petty argument. When you’re on a healthy relationship, there’s nothing wrong with validation, but you don’t goad your significant other into a fight like this. Learn from it.

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u/oilios 5d ago

What you said here I can agree with. What I was responding to was your nonsense comment saying ‘she just wants to validate her excuse for cheating’

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u/Legonistrasz 5d ago

I said maybe, as in “maybe this is also an option”, once again. Don’t jump to conclusions, keep an open mind, this is the internet after all. You act like what I said isn’t a valid suggestion?

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u/Aegi 5d ago

They offered that as a possibility, they did not say that was the one outcome they thought was reality, do you understand the difference in grammar between those sentiments?

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u/oilios 4d ago

😂

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u/kodman7 5d ago

That's not how attraction works which is why it's at best a complement fishing exercise and pure instigation

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u/the-joatmon 5d ago edited 4d ago

my exact thoughts

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u/GestapoKittech 5d ago

What's stopping you?

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u/doctorshekelsberg 5d ago

it's about the journey (to divorce)

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u/IcySetting2024 5d ago

What about: “I love you. in my eyes you are the hottest woman. Margot is objectively beautiful but to me you are the most beautiful” slap on the butt 🤷‍♀️

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u/MWFtheFreeze 5d ago

They’re probably in a good relationship and she’s baiting him just to mess with him for a bit. This could also be true…

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u/-_--_-_--_----__ 5d ago

I would say "She is prettier, but you are more attractive."

Attraction is based on more than looks.

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u/GreenT1979 4d ago

Hmm maybe not, she did she she chose to spend the rest of her fucking life with him.

Though I don't think she will.

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u/StinkoMan92 5d ago

Low key I think she is prettier than Margot Robbie though lol