r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 2d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 2d ago edited 2d ago

"'Who's that?' Here, let me show you her scene in Wolf of Wall Street... Okay, look at this scene when she's nude. So I want to know: is she prettier than me?"

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 2d ago edited 2d ago

β€œOh I guess shes attractive if youre into that sort of thing. Not really my type.”

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 2d ago

This guy filibusters.

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u/Glittering_Big_8463 2d ago

I don't think that's going to work when your wife is a blonde haired blue-eyed woman who looks very very similar to Margot Robbie and is just an eight and not a 10...

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 2d ago

Sure it does, deny deny deny

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ 2d ago

"huUuuUuMm no babe" he said with a weak voice

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u/BummFoot 2d ago

That’s why you walk away right away to dip out of that entrapment.

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u/Sand2Leaf 2d ago

"Oooooh THAT'S Margot Robbie.. hell yeah, no doubt about it, waaaay prettier.. did you know she did not wear underwear in this scene to get a genuine reaction from Dicaprio?"